Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

23Jul/100

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12Jul/100

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11Jul/100

Fist pumpin’ my way to Italy

One of the worst parts about Facebook (and there are many) is seeing how much better other people are doing in comparison to you. And by "you" I mean "me".

Let me be clear. I'm not saying they're doing better than me professionally or socially, just in what they're doing. When I graduated high school, I went to Community College for two years, then transferred to Seton Hall University. For all 3 and a half years I commuted to school (Seton Hall being situated 45 minutes from my home) every day and worked 20 to 30 hours a week. I did three internships and made valuable connections at each one. I busted my balls to graduate early and do so with very good grades. Obviously I'm proud of myself.

But sometimes when I look at my fellow high school alumni, I can't help but think that I chose the wrong path. I'm not saying that they aren't hard-workers, it's just as if they see no risk in packing their bags and taking off for a foreign land on a moment's notice. It's as if they have no attachments to what they're doing here and are able to take weeks, even months off at a time to go to the Caribbean, Europe, Asia, or the West Coast. Don't these people have jobs? What about school? how can you afford this? Don't you SAVE money?

On the surface, it looks like they don't. But often times, the expenses are paid by daddy and mommy. Must be nice.

But hey, I don't begrudge them. If I were put in their situation, I'd be jet-setting all over this blue planet in a heart beat. Which is why I'm taking off two weeks in August to travel to Italy with one of my friends. The lucky bastard is staying a month in Sicily with family and said I'd be able to stay for a week towards the end of his trip. Normally, the old Sean would've have said "thanks but no thanks". School would've gotten in the way. Work would've have gotten in the way. Or the cheap side of me would kick in and scoff at the price of the plane tickets.

This time was different. I have to go, right? Two weeks at a beach town in Sicily experiencing REAL Italian food, drink, culture. I always talk about how I want Anthony Bourdain's life. This is it. I have to accept. And I did.

So now, it's a waiting game. 35 days and counting to be exact. I'm so excited I can't even enjoy the rest of the summer. It's merely a formality until I take off from Newark. I've never been on a flight by myself, but I'm sure I'll be fine. My main concern is being able to keep my sanity for the eight hours in the air. Not to mention the hour long connecting flight from Rome to Catania, Italy. Jesus, it's 2010. Can't there be direct flights to and from every airport on the planet? No? Shit.

I've also got to make sure I get up and stretch periodically throughout the flight as to avoid any sort of seizure or brain hemorrhage. Why yes, I DO watch too many Medical Mystery shows. Why do you ask?

I made sure I picked a seat towards the back of the plane near the flight attendants. The prevailing wisdom when dealing with turbulence is to watch the behavior of the flight attendants. If their calm, you should be calm. Obviously their experience has seasoned them through hundreds of instances of turbulence and how they act will be the proper indicator as to how serious the situation is. So when you see them making peace with God, it's time for you to do the same.

My goal for this trip is to relax and soak it all in. "It" being "the culture". Lets see, I've been to Canada, Bermuda, Dominican Republic, and Ireland. And only in Ireland was I really able to experience the culture. Canada is basically America but cleaner. For the DR, I was on a resort and the only real Dominicans I saw were the cooks and maids. Everyone else were just douche bag Americans like me. And it was basically the same for Bermuda. It's very much a transient island filled with millionaire and billionaire outsiders looking to for a place to be rich.

I've been told by my friend that the town we're staying in is very "touristy" but it won't matter because I'll be staying with one of the locals. Someone who has lived on the island of Sicily for his entire life.

I'll try my best to write every day while there. I'll take many pictures, but I'd like to remember it via pen and paper. That way I can record my thoughts and feelings immediately after I experience them.

I'm really looking forward to this. But with my luck I'll get sick and be miserable the whole time. Fingers crossed!

23Jun/100

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22Jun/100

Lakers Fan Taunts Bill Simmons During Game 7

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I'm very impressed with his diligence. As confetti rained down upon him following the clock expiring, he bashed away at his keyboard liveblogging the whole thing. I'm also suprised he gave the taunter the time of day.

"Hey what level of losing is that Bill?!"

Pretty good dude...pretty good.

15Jun/100

Fast-kickin’! Low-scorin’! And ties?!

I had a bit of a scare on Saturday when I was suddenly called into work. At around 9am, my boss requested me to work for a few hours to quell some sudden emergency (doesn't really matter). He said it would take between 3-6 hours, but he would pay me for a full day of work. I really didn't want to do it. Saturday was the day of England vs. USA. A game I had been looking forward to for the past few months and probably the only "must watch" sporting event for me this year other than the Jet playoff games. But since I'm the freaking Worker of the Decade, I reluctantly said I would show up.

In the back of my mind there was a fear that the day would go long and I would miss the entire match. So I made sure in that case, I would avoid all media outlets and human contact until I watched the whole thing on my DVR.

And there were points throughout the day where I thought I would have to pull that off. I counted every minute as I checked off the tasks that needed to be done. "Okay, so I have to do these five things in two and a half hours." "Now that's done. So now I have to do this, this, and this in a hour and 45 minutes." It a brutal. I took into account everything, even potential bathroom breaks (which of course I didn't take).

It was close. Real close. So close in fact, that I was plopping myself onto my couch as the national anthems were being sung. I couldn't have been more relieved. That is until Robert Green said "Right this way" to the Jabulani as it entered the English goal.

But I'm not here to talk about the actual game (which was terrific by the way). I'm just wanted to highlight the great pains I went to in order to watch it. Quite honestly, I had been anticipating this match since the United States had been eliminated in the 2002 World Cup. It's all I really was thinking about for the weeks preceding it. I even put the Yankees in the back seat (a reasonable thing to do in retrospect. They're steamrolling weak opponents). It was sit my ass in front of a television at 2:30pm, or die trying. Luckily, it didn't come to the latter.

7Jun/100

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3Jun/101

Ugh.

It's been 4 hours and I'm still sick to my stomach over Jim Joyce's call that robbed Armando Galarraga of a perfect game. What a shame. He was this close to completing only the 21st perfect game in Major League history and stamping his name in the annals of baseball lore. And by this close I mean, he did it. He pitched a perfect game. Donald was clearly out. By more than a step. I really hope MLB steps in in some way to remedy the situation. Just because Joyce made the "safe" call doesn't automatically mean it's set in stone, right? No? This sucks.

28May/100

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24May/100

Hundred Pushups

When I started watching what I ate three years ago, I remember thinking "When this is all over, I'm going to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club". Lofty expectations, I know. I weighed 238 pounds at the time and set my goal at 50 pounds. I was going to lose 50 pounds and be ripped out of my mind when I accomplished it.

Well, I'm here. 188 pounds. Do I feel great? Sure. Am I healthier? Obviously. Ripped? Not so much.

Actually, there is some definition. But that's when I'm dehydrated and it's early in the morning when gravity hasn't used it's vice grip on my fat and pulled it towards the Earth. Call me narcissistic, but I love looking in the mirror in the morning. It's the first time in my life when I can be proud of what I see. I'm going to take advantage.

I need more though. Definition, that is. Sitting on a chair shirtless still produces a flabalanche, so more work is required. I've thought about ways to go about this and I've considered every option.

I'm done with the gym, for now. It's just not worth it. Now, if I had the gym to myself or with only girls, I'd be there for eight hours a day. But those crazy anti-discrimination laws have made it illegal to exclude males other than myself from public gyms. God damn liberals.

I'm also avoiding any sort of "plan" or heavily loaded workout regimen. Such as Insanity or P90x. Firstly, they cost money, which is something I don't have. Not only that, I've tried Insanity. It's freaking insane. They're not lying. It's all resistance and no weights so you're only working against your own fat ass, which is never good. It's brutal and it's something you have to quit your job to succeed in.

So I've settled on www.hundredpushups.com. What is it? It's a routine where the eventual goal is to do 100 consecutive push-ups. I'd explain more, but it really doesn't get more complicated than that. Which is why I like it. Bottomline: just do push-ups. And push-ups are a good indicator of strength. How do I know that? Because I can't do them. Also, people I know who are in shape swear by them.

So I'm starting today. May 24th, 2009. I'll keep track of how I'm progressing on my Twitter (see top right corner of this page). Hopefully when it's all over, I'll look like THIS.