Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

Headlines…

Angels clinch division
Against the Yankees no less. The team which balls they've had in a vice grip for the better part of a decade. And speaking of the Yankees. It's going to be fun getting all this dead weight off the roster after this year. I honestly don't care if they performed or not. Giambi, Pettitte, Mussina, Abreu, and Pavano should all go. But I digress.

Truck champ Hornaday admits using testosterone
He better have used in order to "extend his life" or for his health, because I'm almost positive there is no advantage to using steroids while driving a truck. I guess you can look in the rearview mirror faster or change gears with more aggression.

Hurricane Ike postpones Texas/Arkansas game on Saturday
Hurricanes are postponing games left, right, and center. It's like they've become a big part of college football. And it's only a matter of time before companies sponsor them. "Today's game between the Longhorns of Texas and the Razorbacks of Arkansas has been postponed by Hurricane Freecreditreport.com."

USC/Ohio State game dubbed "Collision in Coliseum" by ESPN
Only the Worldwide Leader could cheapen an important college football game. I'm afraid to watch the game because I don't want ESPN to have the satisfaction of another viewer. Anyway, I'm still up in there air about how the game will turn out. THE Ohio State University may have kept Ohio U. in the game last week, but they will tighten the screws for this one. My prediction, it will stay close for three quarters, then USC will score twice successfully in the fourth and put the game out of reach.