Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

AHHHHHH!

Once again Alex Rodriguez has made a mockery of baseball, the Yankees, and being a man entirely. According the NY Post, A-Rod had a "dinner" date with injured New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

"A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez was running around the clubhouse asking everyone, 'Are we gonna play? Are we rained out? Are we postponed?' Every few minutes he'd come around and ask his teammates - or anyone else who was around - the same thing," according to one of the Herald's "spies." The game, which the Yankees won 19-8 to end the Red Sox's chance of winning the AL East, was played through a steady rain and was delayed another 31 minutes in the top of the fifth inning. "He was all excited," the Herald's "spy" said. "You know he's a big star (expletive) anyway and he was all worked up over his 'date' with Tommy."

Just another humiliating day as a Yankee fan. While Dustin Pedroia, Jonathan Papelbon, and the rest of the Boston Red Sox are busy defending their world series championship, the Yankees most talented player is fawning over the chance to snuggle and have "who gets to be the bigger spoon" fights with Tom Brady. After 12 years in the national spotlight, you'd think we'd have a gauge on who Arod actually is. But with each passing season, another creepy layer is revealed.

I know what you're thinking, "How come you're not ripping on Brady for having a date with Arod?" Two reasons. First of all, Tom Brady wasn't seen tickling himself over the chance to see Rodriguez. In a game no less. Brady probably is thinking, "Why not? I've got nothing else to do for the next 6 months." And second of all, Brady is a winner. When you win, crazy personal stuff is ignored, and sometimes revered. When people hear you study Kaballah and have an eerie, intimate relationship with Madonna, and you're a loser, they think you're a freak. If Tom Brady was pulling the same crap, people would say, "That must be his secret".

Ugh, only 9 more years of this...

I'm glad they don't have a shot from behind.