Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

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Seton Hall defeats #20 USC 63-61
Okay, I understand that this isn't exactly newsworthy to the masses. Unranked teams beat ranked teams all the time. But Seton Hall (my school) usually never beats anyone. Last year we had a winning record and got ousted in the first round of the Big East Tournament by Marquette. This year could be even worse. Seton Hall only has seven scholarship players on the roster out of a possible twelve. On November 5th, they held walk-on tryouts and I'm pretty sure they actually took two walk-ons. I knew I should have tried out. Today they face Memphis in the semifinals of the Puerto Rico Tip Off. Yesterday they played in front of probably eighteen total spectators and today will most likely be in front of twenty-eight, maybe. I've never been a Seton Hall fan until I started going there. I guess that makes sense. You spend an unholy amount of hard earned dollars to attend a school that pretty much gives you the same amount of education as any institution. The least you can ask is for a few wins for the basketball team.

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