Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

Bout time…

Status Update:
"shower. fixing my ticket in jewcity. honda. bbl"

Finally, a little bit of racism. The "Jewcity" he is referring to is a town New City in my county. Needless to say, there are many Jewish people who live there, along with the local courts. My guess is that he unfairly received a ticket for a moving violation, now he's off to New City to right this wrong. He also made sure to tell us what kind of car he has. So nice of him. I wouldn't be able to get a proper gauge of his status without it.

This was probably his best status yet. It had a little bit of everything. I look forward to his next one. Hopefully, he can top this one.