Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

31Mar/090

Early 90s Song Video of the Day

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I am not a fan of the "Embedding Disabled by Request" option on YouTube videos. I should be able to embed any video I like. Who cares if it's on YouTube or not? It really limits the amount of videos I would like to share with the world. That is, unless I provide the link to the actual video on YouTube. But that is just lame. Anyway, I was listening to the radio the other day (That's right, it still exists), and I came across this oldie but a goodie. Enjoy.

30Mar/090

Here’s your Final Four

Let's see here, I have one, tw.....no, just one team in from my original Final Four. Awesome. It's irrelevant though, most of the people I know had their bracket's ruined long ago. It should be an interesting couple of games though. Michigan St. and UNC get in, AGAIN. Villanova makes it's first appearance since 1985. And Connecticut, amid scandal, has been the most impressive team in the tournament. That being said, I really like the Huskies to come out on top. Michigan State has been playing over their head for the entire tournament and it's about time they get a wake-up call. And that wake-up call will be in the form of Hasheem Thabeet. Although, I still maintain that he is the most overrated player in the country, he is 7'3 and has hands the size of folding chairs. Obviously, I would love to see Villanova beat North Carolina. There would be nothing better than an all Big East final. But in reality, UNC hasn't seen a whiff of competition since the tournament started because of their suffocating defense and Ty Lawson.

I don't know what to make of UNC in terms of pro talent. Clearly, Tyler Hansbrough will be, at best, a sixth man off the bench who gives coaches hustle minutes and will probably lead the league in "things that don't appear in the box score". Things like diving for a ball, setting a solid screen, or crying at an official. Ty Lawson is an incredible college talent, but I can't see him doing the same things in the NBA. Currently, he has an McDonalds All-American at every position around him. He doesn't pass or shoot like Chris Paul, and he doesn't have the size of someone like Deron Williams. Out of all the starters for North Carolina, my belief is that Wayne Ellington will come out as the most successful professional. He may not be as tall as Richard Hamilton, but he in on par shooting wise. Any team in the NBA is looking for a mid-range jump-shooter who isn't afraid to handle the ball.

29Mar/091

Take your three hour break…

Before I go any further, I would just like to bring to light an issue that has been bothering me for about 18 hours. And that issue is the amount of television shows on VH1 that contain the word "Love" in the title. I came to realize this when my sister and I were watching the awful show Tough Love. During the commercials for Tough Love, an advertisement for the show For the Love of Ray J came on. I immediately ran to my computer to see just how many shows on VH1 past and present contain "Love". The list is staggering...

  • Daisy of Love
  • Flavor of Love (Three Seasons)
  • Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School
  • Rock of Love Girls: Charm School
  • For the Love of Ray J
  • I Love New York (Two seasons)
  • I Love Money (Two seasons)
  • I Love the 70s
  • I Love the 70s: Volume Two
  • I Love the 80s
  • I Love the 80s: Strikes Back
  • I Love the 80s: 3-D
  • I Love the 90s
  • I Love the 90s: Part Deux
  • I Love the New Millenium
  • I Love Toys
  • I Love the Holidays
  • Love Monkey
  • Rock of Love with Bret Michaels (Two Seasons)
  • Rock of Love Bus
  • Strange Love
  • Tough Love

Ridiculous. Granted, the "I Love the ..." series should not necessarily count on the list considering it's essentially one show. Regardless, the list tallies to twenty-one shows. I guess that the executives at VH1 feel that "Love" is working and why mess with a bad thing. Hilarious though. Only a few years ago, VH1 was considered "the older generation's MTV". A channel that would be thrown by the wayside if it did not change it's format. Well, what do you know? They did. And their business model could not be more genius:

Executive 1: Alright, season two of Rock of Love Bus is coming to a close. We need something new, something fresh.

(murmurs, confused looks, furrowed brows)

Executive 2: I've got it. We take 15 to 20 aspiring actresses and strippers, make them live in a poorly ventilated area and supply them with an unlimited amount of alcohol.

Executive 1: Go on.

Executive 2: We then have them all vie for the "love" (literally uses air quotes) of a late 80's rock star to be named later.

Executive 1: How much is this going to cost us?

Executive 2: Well, last season the bus set us back a bit. So instead of a bus, we found an Astrovan in which the girls will live.

Executive 1: Is that safe?

Executive 2: Not really. I'll have the interns wipe down the inside with some Purell.

Executive 1: Looks like you have everything covered. What about a name though?

Executive 2: Rock of Love Van seems effortless enough.

Executive 1: You got that right!

Executives high five then laugh for five minutes. First executive lights cigar with a thousand dollar bill. Second executive kicks a puppy.

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28Mar/090

I couldn’t ever eat this much in two weeks.

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I would try though. Have a good weekend.

27Mar/090

Yankee Stadium Pictures

Ever since construction on the New Yankee Stadium began, the baseball-loving public has seen the slow, tedious growth of it 7 to 8 pictures at a time. Well, this morning The New York Post was kind enough to dig up seven more pictures of the new stadium and share them with us.

 

 

 

 

So if we piece together these pictures with the ones we saw a couple months ago, we could maybe get a good idea of what the stadium looks like. Hey Post, how about showing photos of the sightlines or any view from the stands? I don't need more photos of where Arod is going to wash the stench of failure off him. Still pretty cool though.

26Mar/091

Insane AIM sports argument Part 1…

My friend John and I are both die-hard Yankee fans. That's probably the foundation of our friendship. We go to games together, can talk for hours about their bullpen, and both wear Yankee merchandise. And sports in general are at the center of our respective lives. However, there are many aspects of sports that we disagree on. And it's not just a playful disagreement. Sometimes, things get too heated and one of us has to leave before the friendship is ruined. The debates and arguments can last for hours and take up serious time. Time that could be spent with girlfriends or doing something productive.

Well, I instant-messaged him this evening. The conversation started off innocuously enough. We were talking about how the New York Rangers blew a 4-1 lead and lost. Then somehow the conversation shifted over to Big East vs. ACC basketball, and then finally, to who was the better college freshman: Chris Bosh or Carmelo Anthony? The answer seems simple, right? Anthony. It's Anthony. No question. There is no doubt in my mind, or 98% of the American population. Well, he took the side of Chris Bosh. Which is very convenient considering that his older brother attends Georgia Tech. I tried my best to convince him otherwise, but the guy is the most stubborn human being on Planet Earth.

So right now, I am going to present to you the AIM conversation we had. You don't have to read the whole thing. This is more for me than it is for you. Please keep in mind that:

A) It is an AIM conversation, so the correct spelling, grammer, and punctuation will be absent.
B) It may seem we are trying to be nice to eachother, but this is a serious debate and we're serious competitors.
C) It's long. Like War and Peace long. Don't read it if you have ANYTHING else to do. Here we go...

fitz350z (10:09:49 PM): i love the big east too much
Jazz92187 (10:10:24 PM): im an acc fan
Jazz92187 (10:10:32 PM): but i like syracuse
Jazz92187 (10:10:38 PM): and big east basketball
Jazz92187 (10:11:38 PM): i just think the top 4 teams in acc are better than the big east
Jazz92187 (10:11:52 PM): not always, but mostly
fitz350z (10:12:08 PM): uconn, pitt, syracuse, louisville is better
Jazz92187 (10:12:38 PM): this year i agree
fitz350z (10:12:42 PM): yeah
Jazz92187 (10:12:48 PM): but usually its not the case
fitz350z (10:12:58 PM): unc, duke is always better
Jazz92187 (10:13:28 PM): GT is good 1 yr, bad the next
Jazz92187 (10:13:46 PM): BC is consistant but doing worse
Jazz92187 (10:13:53 PM): FSU is on the rise
Jazz92187 (10:14:07 PM): wake is good 4 most part
fitz350z (10:14:07 PM): but big east>ACC, for a while
Jazz92187 (10:14:42 PM): in the past 10 yrs who won more ships
fitz350z (10:14:53 PM): probably big east
Jazz92187 (10:14:54 PM): uconn cuse
fitz350z (10:14:57 PM): uconn twice
Jazz92187 (10:15:10 PM): unc duke
fitz350z (10:15:15 PM): maryland
Jazz92187 (10:15:30 PM): was that late 90s or 2000
fitz350z (10:15:34 PM): 2002
Jazz92187 (10:15:42 PM): 3-3
fitz350z (10:15:49 PM): ill look it up
Jazz92187 (10:16:04 PM): GT played uconn in ship
Jazz92187 (10:16:29 PM): see if u can find the two teams in it 2
Jazz92187 (10:16:41 PM): ill look 2
fitz350z (10:17:14 PM): 04: uconn/gt
fitz350z (10:17:25 PM): 05: unc/illinois
fitz350z (10:17:31 PM): 03: cuse/kansas
fitz350z (10:17:40 PM): 02: maryland/indiana
fitz350z (10:17:48 PM): 01: duke/arizona
fitz350z (10:17:57 PM): 00: michigan st/fla
fitz350z (10:18:07 PM): 99: connecticut/duke
Jazz92187 (10:18:08 PM): go up
Jazz92187 (10:18:22 PM): 06-08
Jazz92187 (10:18:31 PM): kansas memphis
fitz350z (10:18:31 PM): 06: fla/ucla
Jazz92187 (10:18:34 PM): yea
fitz350z (10:18:36 PM): 07: fla/ohio st
Jazz92187 (10:18:39 PM): yea
Jazz92187 (10:18:42 PM): got it
fitz350z (10:18:42 PM): 08: kansas/memphis
fitz350z (10:18:57 PM): 98: uk/utah
Jazz92187 (10:19:04 PM): so acc has played 4 the ship more times
fitz350z (10:19:06 PM): 97: zona/uk
Jazz92187 (10:19:14 PM): past 10 yrs
Jazz92187 (10:19:25 PM): but overall each won 3
fitz350z (10:19:32 PM): which is what matters
Jazz92187 (10:19:47 PM): id stick w/acc
fitz350z (10:20:00 PM): overall big east>acc
fitz350z (10:20:13 PM): georgetown/st johns/seton hall used to dominate
fitz350z (10:20:27 PM): nova
Jazz92187 (10:20:40 PM): i agree that the compotiotion is betta
Jazz92187 (10:21:23 PM): my argument is that the acc top 4 is better than big east top 4
Jazz92187 (10:21:28 PM): not all the time
Jazz92187 (10:21:31 PM): but overall
fitz350z (10:21:42 PM): other than duke/unc...who?
fitz350z (10:21:44 PM): maryland?
Jazz92187 (10:21:55 PM): wake
Jazz92187 (10:22:05 PM): FSU
Jazz92187 (10:22:09 PM): this year
Jazz92187 (10:22:21 PM): its UNC, duke, FSU, Wake
Jazz92187 (10:22:27 PM): those are my top 4
fitz350z (10:22:50 PM): but you agree than uconn/pitt/louisville/cuse is much better this year
Jazz92187 (10:23:01 PM): yea this yr but not overall
Jazz92187 (10:23:10 PM): i said that earlier
fitz350z (10:23:29 PM): wake/fsu hasnt been good historically
Jazz92187 (10:23:40 PM): FSU is on the rise i think
Jazz92187 (10:23:43 PM): wake is too
Jazz92187 (10:23:53 PM): FSU more
fitz350z (10:24:00 PM): wake's players are gonna go to the NBA
fitz350z (10:24:12 PM): so is toney douglass of FSU
Jazz92187 (10:24:29 PM): GT would b good 2 if the players stayed instead of leaving afta 1 year
fitz350z (10:24:39 PM): true
Jazz92187 (10:24:59 PM): if bosh was on the team in 04 unconn had no shot
Jazz92187 (10:25:06 PM): uconn
Jazz92187 (10:25:12 PM): thats a fact
Jazz92187 (10:25:37 PM): bosh, schensure, elder, jack, muhammed
fitz350z (10:25:39 PM): if cuse had anthony, GT didnt stand a chance
Jazz92187 (10:25:58 PM): i disagree
fitz350z (10:26:02 PM): if those cuse players stayed together
fitz350z (10:26:07 PM): four ships
Jazz92187 (10:26:16 PM): i love cuse but i disagree
fitz350z (10:26:16 PM): mcnamara, warrick, melo
fitz350z (10:26:25 PM): they did it as freshman
fitz350z (10:26:38 PM): they would def did it as sophs, juniors
Jazz92187 (10:26:39 PM): warrick played 3 years didn't he?
fitz350z (10:26:44 PM): yeah
Jazz92187 (10:26:56 PM): the only guy who left was melo
fitz350z (10:27:01 PM): he was everything
fitz350z (10:27:10 PM): he carried that team as a frosh
fitz350z (10:27:16 PM): he would dominate
Jazz92187 (10:27:25 PM): bosh woulda been a soph in 04
fitz350z (10:27:33 PM): same wit melo
Jazz92187 (10:27:49 PM): ur sayin melo is betta than bosh
fitz350z (10:27:58 PM): as a college player, yes
Jazz92187 (10:28:09 PM): disagree
fitz350z (10:28:20 PM): melo won the ship as a frosh
fitz350z (10:28:26 PM): you cant disagree
fitz350z (10:28:35 PM): you just cant
Jazz92187 (10:28:38 PM): bosh was surrounded by dumbasses
Jazz92187 (10:28:50 PM): he made them betta
fitz350z (10:28:54 PM): no ship
Jazz92187 (10:28:56 PM): he brought ppl in
Jazz92187 (10:28:58 PM): so
Jazz92187 (10:29:03 PM): like u said
Jazz92187 (10:29:09 PM): melo had mcnamera
Jazz92187 (10:29:13 PM): warrick
Jazz92187 (10:29:19 PM): bosh had no one
Jazz92187 (10:29:24 PM): just him
fitz350z (10:29:33 PM): he still was the MOP of the tourney
Jazz92187 (10:29:41 PM): if u put leborn on gt than yea gt would win
fitz350z (10:29:54 PM): bosh averaged 15 and 9 his fresh year
fitz350z (10:30:00 PM): melo averaged 22 and 10
Jazz92187 (10:30:21 PM): bosh had to do everything
Jazz92187 (10:30:34 PM): melo had some semi-talented guys
Jazz92187 (10:30:45 PM): thats why he was betta
Jazz92187 (10:30:54 PM): those guys made him betta
fitz350z (10:30:54 PM): i totally disagree
fitz350z (10:30:58 PM): watch those games
fitz350z (10:31:04 PM): melo CARRIED cuse
fitz350z (10:31:18 PM): he scored 33 points against Texas in the Final Four
Jazz92187 (10:31:42 PM): melo had ppl to help him tho
Jazz92187 (10:31:53 PM): even if they sucked during the tourney
Jazz92187 (10:32:02 PM): bosh had NO 1
fitz350z (10:32:24 PM): elder was a soph
fitz350z (10:32:30 PM): jack was a fresh
fitz350z (10:32:38 PM): schensher was a soph
Jazz92187 (10:32:39 PM): if bosh went to cuse and melo went to tech i bet the same thing happens
fitz350z (10:32:42 PM): he had people
fitz350z (10:32:54 PM): elder, jack, schenscher
Jazz92187 (10:32:57 PM): jack wasnt jack til 05
fitz350z (10:33:01 PM): still john
fitz350z (10:33:07 PM): c'mon
Jazz92187 (10:33:12 PM): elder wasnt elder til 04
Jazz92187 (10:33:17 PM): c'mon
fitz350z (10:33:19 PM): john
fitz350z (10:33:21 PM): bad argument
fitz350z (10:33:23 PM): just bad
Jazz92187 (10:33:44 PM): give me the stats of pts avg between each team in 03
fitz350z (10:34:01 PM): cuse had 1 senior
fitz350z (10:36:53 PM): in 2003, bosh AND elder won team MVP
fitz350z (10:37:03 PM): he had help
fitz350z (10:39:12 PM): they were 2-14 in conference that season, usually a transcendant player musters up a couple more wins than that. cuse was 13-3 in conference
Jazz92187 (10:40:09 PM): bosh 15, elder 15, jack 9, schenscher 3, muhammad 5
fitz350z (10:40:28 PM): so he had help. thats about the same for melo
fitz350z (10:40:44 PM): cept melo had 22 a game
Jazz92187 (10:42:31 PM): McNamara 13, melo 22, warrick 14, duany 11, edlin 9
Jazz92187 (10:43:06 PM): cuse had better scorers in 03
Jazz92187 (10:43:09 PM): fact
fitz350z (10:43:33 PM): melo was a better college player. fact
fitz350z (10:43:52 PM): all i gotta say is 33 pts in the final four
fitz350z (10:44:06 PM): rewatch that tourney, he CARRIED cuse.
Jazz92187 (10:45:08 PM): 1 sec researching
fitz350z (10:45:50 PM): i would change my position if i was wrong. i did the research and it only backs up what i though initially
Jazz92187 (10:47:01 PM): they were 16-15 7-9 in acc
fitz350z (10:47:16 PM): i dunno where i got 2-14.
fitz350z (10:47:18 PM): still
Jazz92187 (10:47:40 PM): on paper, cuse had more talent in 03
Jazz92187 (10:47:43 PM): than GT
fitz350z (10:47:54 PM): i agree
Jazz92187 (10:47:58 PM): besides elder it was all bosh
fitz350z (10:47:58 PM): thats not the point though
Jazz92187 (10:48:08 PM): it is tho
fitz350z (10:48:12 PM): melo's numbers weren't inflated because of who was around him
fitz350z (10:48:23 PM): he generated his own shots
Jazz92187 (10:48:25 PM): bosh coulda been better w/better ppl around him
fitz350z (10:48:31 PM): of course he could of
Jazz92187 (10:48:39 PM): do i have to look up FG %
Jazz92187 (10:48:44 PM): from both
fitz350z (10:48:52 PM): different positions
Jazz92187 (10:48:54 PM): cause id rather watch the game
fitz350z (10:48:57 PM): cant use that
Jazz92187 (10:49:02 PM): y not
fitz350z (10:49:15 PM): because Bosh takes different shots. closer to the basket
Jazz92187 (10:49:23 PM): fitz350z (10:48:30 PM): he generated his own shots
Jazz92187 (10:49:28 PM): thats FG%
Jazz92187 (10:49:32 PM): hes a PF
Jazz92187 (10:49:36 PM): wat do u expect
fitz350z (10:49:45 PM): he was a 3 that year. at the wing
Jazz92187 (10:50:17 PM): then they played same position
fitz350z (10:50:23 PM): on paper yes
fitz350z (10:50:25 PM): PF
fitz350z (10:50:32 PM): doesnt mean they did the same things
fitz350z (10:50:38 PM): bosh was on the block all year
Jazz92187 (10:50:44 PM): let me ask u this
Jazz92187 (10:50:50 PM): swap the two
Jazz92187 (10:51:12 PM): does melo take GT to tourny
Jazz92187 (10:51:22 PM): does bosh help cuse win in 03
fitz350z (10:52:04 PM): i dont think bosh does because I cant in good conscience say that he does the same things in the tourney that melo did. melo could've taken GT far
fitz350z (10:52:25 PM): Melo made macnamara/warrick better
Jazz92187 (10:52:26 PM): true point we'll never no
Jazz92187 (10:52:44 PM): but fiction wise
fitz350z (10:53:01 PM): thats the good thing about fiction, you can make up anything
Jazz92187 (10:53:25 PM): true but ur honest opinion does melo lead GT to tourney
Jazz92187 (10:53:53 PM): i bet they do worse and he does worse as a result
fitz350z (10:54:05 PM): i bet they make the tourney at least
Jazz92187 (10:54:15 PM): idk
Jazz92187 (10:54:28 PM): thats an argument both of us i guess really cant make
Jazz92187 (10:54:59 PM): im agree'in to disagree cause frankly i dont give a shit, i just wanna watch the game lol
fitz350z (10:55:28 PM): me too, but im right, so anyway, the game.
Jazz92187 (10:55:38 PM): dude
Jazz92187 (10:55:47 PM): u cant end an argument by saying ur right
fitz350z (10:55:54 PM): when im right i can
Jazz92187 (10:56:01 PM): i dont think u are
fitz350z (10:56:17 PM): most arguments in sports are subjective, this is objective
Jazz92187 (10:56:21 PM): cause if u but it that way then I'm right lol
Jazz92187 (10:56:54 PM): I'M RIGHT AND NO BODY BEATS ME lol
fitz350z (10:57:08 PM): sometimes ur right, sometimes im right
Jazz92187 (10:57:23 PM): im not sayin ur wrong but im not sayin ur right
Jazz92187 (10:57:41 PM): by u telling me that ur right and im wrong isnt right
fitz350z (10:57:43 PM): i will admit to this...bosh is a much better pro
Jazz92187 (10:57:54 PM): we both already no that
Jazz92187 (10:58:08 PM): u no wat tho
Jazz92187 (10:58:33 PM): if u really think bout can u really compare the 2 in college cause they only played 1 year
fitz350z (10:58:49 PM): not really
Jazz92187 (10:58:52 PM): if u really think bout it
fitz350z (10:58:53 PM): but for 1 year
fitz350z (10:58:56 PM): that year
fitz350z (10:58:59 PM): that 1 year
fitz350z (10:59:03 PM): melo>bosh
Jazz92187 (10:59:04 PM): its more like 1 year yea
fitz350z (10:59:15 PM): that 1 year
Jazz92187 (10:59:24 PM): nope lol
fitz350z (10:59:24 PM): for the past seven years, its been bosh
fitz350z (10:59:30 PM): 5*
fitz350z (10:59:37 PM): but 2003: Melo
Jazz92187 (10:59:43 PM): nope lol
fitz350z (10:59:50 PM): well you're wrong, so
Jazz92187 (11:00:01 PM): ur wrong so
Jazz92187 signed off at 11:00:11 PM.
26Mar/095

You learn something new everyday…

On Tuesday night, I went to go play basketball at these indoors courts about twenty minutes away from my house. I have been there before and in terms of the competition, it gets fairly intense. Usually, during the week there are about 30 to 40 guys trying to make it onto the court. Once you get on, you better make sure you don't lose. Because you won't get back on for at least another hour. Well, on Tuesday, the talent that showed up was particularly note-worthy. Normally, it is a bunch of ex-low level college players and high school prospects. But when I got there on Tuesday, I saw one guy shooting threes at the other end of the court. He most have taken twenty-five shots, did not miss one of them. Not to mention, he was at least 6'7 and could dribble like a point guard.

I was lucky and unlucky enough to play against him in the first game. We were quickly dispatched of as he drove the lane, split the defense, and dunked his team's way to an easy victory. Since I lost, I had plenty of time to try to figure out who he was. His name is Obadiah Toppin. He's a streetballer from Brooklyn and plays for the Newark Express in the ABA. He was also in this Gatorade commercial with Dwyane Wade, Ben Wallace, and Vince Carter:

(He's the first person you see in the video)
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Luckily, my rec league team gets to play his team next week. I'll keep you informed as to how badly we lose.

25Mar/092

Headlines…

 NFL Commissioner Goodell wants to extend season
Look, I love the NFL just as much as the next red-blooded American man. But has Goddell ever heard the phrase, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"? Unlike the NBA and MLB, the NFL seems to be immune from any distraction. The NBA has been affected by crooked referees and is about to take a major hit from the economy. MLB seems to dig up a new controversy every 18 minutes, whether it be steroids, the World Baseball Classic, or ticket prices. While the NFL sits idly by as the most dominate professional sports league on the planet. Unaffected by steroid suspensions, the economy, or ticket prices (PSL's maybe). Recently they signed a $1 billion contract with DirecTV and currently have multi-billion dollar deals with CBS and FOX. Are more games necessary? Probably not. Whether they do it or not, I won't complain. It just gives me more of an opportunity to be the least productive member of society I can be.

Congress to hold hearings regarding BCS
I thought this was a cute idea back in August when the economy was in toilet and hadn't been flushed yet. Honestly, I enjoy the fact that our President has a political play vested interest in sports. But once Lehman Brothers and Bear Sterns went under and took most of capitalism with it, I was pretty sure we put childish things aside for the time being. There is no question in my mind that there should be a playoff in college football, but can't we worry about that on a later date? It's a moot argument anyway until 2015, ESPN made sure of that. But a committee?! Do we really need a committee? These are elected officials who are getting overpaid to "examine" whether the BCS may or may not be violating antitrust laws. If I had a 401K, I'd be pissed.

Woman faints during live television interview

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As soon as the interview began you could tell she was hanging on by a thread. From the vacant expression to the swaying back and forth. She still hung in there like a trooper. Even mid-faint she tried to continue the interview. However, the real professional in this video was the interviewer Wayne. He broke Nikki's fall, laid her down gently, stood up and tossed it back to the studio. All in one fell swoop. The weatherman Justin summed it up best when he assured the viewers, "Wayne's there". 
 

24Mar/090

Video of the Day…

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Arguably the best stand up comedian out there. Both his specials Shameless and Chewed Up were out-of-this-world hilarious. The man could make Howard Stern blush, yet he makes dirty comedy feel right.

23Mar/091

Better know an executive…

Sports sure are fun to watch and enjoy. But when we experience those enjoyable times, we're only witnessing the finished product. I think it's about time we get to know those men and women behind the scenes. The movers and shakers so to speak. The ones who buy and sell the talent, overcharge us for hot dogs and foam fingers, and make us curse the day they were conceived. They are...the executives!

Name: Brian Cashman

Date of Birth: July 3rd, 1967 in Lexington, Kentucky

Current Residence: Darien, CT

Shirt color: Indistinguishable

Height: Short

College: The Catholic University of America

Occupation: Senior VP and General Manager of the New York Yankees

Nepotism?: Of course. Cashman's father, John, knew George Steinbrenner for 35 years as a colleague in the horse racing business.

Notable acquisitions: Randy Johnson, Carl Pavano, Jared Wright, Kevin Brown, Hideki Irabu, among others.

Current contract: In September of 2008, he signed a three-year deal to remain with the Yankees through the 2011 season.

Editorial: Although he was at the helm for three New York Yankees world championships, criticism has never been far from Brian Cashman. At times, he was simply a puppet to George Steinbrenner's puppeteer. Whatever the case, he has pulled the trigger on many an awful trade or signing (see above). He has stated on more than one occasion that he would like to pool his resources into the minor leagues and develop talent through the draft. But the signings of Mark Teixeira, A.J. Burnett, and C.C. Sabathia this off-season has proved otherwise. It's a "win now" mentality in New York and from the looks of it, that won't change.