Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

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Kevin Garnett could miss postseason with knee injury
Boy, does this stick a thorn in the side of the Celtics title hopes. If Garnett is out for the entire postseason, Lebron can crab dribble his way to the Finals. This also makes the Celtics/Bulls first round series that more interesting. The silver lining in all of this is that Boston was 18-7 without Garnett in the lineup. They might be able to fight their way to an Eastern Conference championship appearance, but it looks as if Lebron's road to his first title got substantially easier. But keep your heads up Celtics fans and remember, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

John Madden to retire
This is bad news for Frank Caliendo. His show might be cancell...oh it has? Well, his career is definitely going to take a hi...it's already down the tubes? So I guess this isn't so bad for him. Anyway, I genuinely enjoyed listening to Madden on Monday Night and Sunday Night telecasts. I really didn't care if he stated the obvious, because every one in a while he would hit you with a legitimate piece of insight and wisdom. Something only a man with 900 years in the NFL could offer. Hopefully he stays in the video game business, the man knows what's goo...oh he has no say?

Yankees open up new stadium against Indians at 1ET
wipes away tear. I am going to miss the first couple of innings because I have class. Business Finance if you were wondering. I'm banking on the Yankees having an uber-elaborate, time-consuming introduction ceremony so I miss very little of the game. Coupling that with the fact that Yankees games usually take 4.5 hours, I shouldn't miss any of it. Also, I am going to the Met game tonight. Should be an exciting day, if it wasn't for that stupid Business Finance.