Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

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Deron Williams, Utah Jazz win Game 3. Lakers lead series 2-1

Does anyone know what this means? That's right class, nothing. Well, it means that the Lakers will not sweep the Jazz. Other than that, Utah is just delaying the inevitable. Deron Williams made up for an awful night of shooting by burying a jumper with 2.2 seconds left in the game and avoiding a 3-0 series deficit. Carlos also had a lot of points, and tattoos.

Girl, 12, throws perfect game in Little League

Yesterday, MacKenzie Brown (cool name) became the first girl to throw a perfect game in Bayonne Little League history. I remember playing against a few girls when I played in Little League. They were tough. One was my catcher for two years (maybe I should rephrase that). Anyway, they really held their own and to be honest, they were better than some of the boys. Most of the kids were forced to play by their parents and had a better time chasing butterflies in the outfield while the ball rolled right by them. Those kids were usually designated to rightfield. When a coach knew a kid wasn't too interested in playing, he stuck him in rightfield.

2009 NFL Draft tomorrow, Sunday

Some guarantees for the draft:

1. Matthew Stafford will go #1 to the Detroit Lions
2. Some player will drop far in the draft and will be in the green room for an awkwardly long time.
3. Mel Kiper Jr.'s hair will not move ONCE in the two days.
4. Roger Goodell will mispronounce at least 3 names.
5. We Jet fans will boo whoever they choose. Whoever.
6. I will watch the first round, then nothing else. As will many.