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Now don't be alarmed, but for the next week, I will be on vacation. Where, you ask? At the Paradisus Resort in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. Have I earned a vacation? Absolutely not. But that's besides the point. The point is, is that I'm going and it should be fun.
Like most trips, the thing I am dreading the most is the flight. It's going to be four hours of turbulence, dips, dives, annoying passengers, and duty-free liquor. I plan on listening to my iPod, reading a book, and doing some crossword puzzles. I just went through three weeks of summer classes, so a four hour flight should be a piece of cake.
My main goal for this vacation is just to relax, eat some good food, and lay on the beach until I turn into a lobster. And since I'll be in the Dominican Republic, I have to do a few other things:
-Get a shipment of some of this "Boli" I've heard so much about.
-Discover a 15-year old pitching phenom and get 50% of his signing bonus.
-Play golf.
And by the way, there is supposed to be a guest blogger for the week, but I am not sure if he'll do it. He expressed interest in doing so, but he has a real job so it might get in the way. I guess I'll find out when I come back.
Headlines

Cavaliers win Game 5, Magic lead series 3-2
That headline should really read "Lebron wins Game 5". I am thinking about the game right now and I can't remember if there were any other Cavaliers on the floor last night. I thought I saw Mo Williams for a minute, but that could have been a mirage. Lebron's back must be killing him today because he carried his teammates, his coaches, and the fans to a win and made this series interesting. Look at Wally Szczerbiak in that photo, you can tell he spent more time on his hair than he did preparing for last night's game. The most he did to prepare was putting that thing on his finger that probably does nothing. If it helps him miss 3-pointers, then its doing its job. Anyway, the series will be headed back to Orlando for Game 6. Bottomline: Lebron needs another triple-double to force Game 7. I doubt Zydrunas Ill-Something or Daniel "Boobie" Gibson has a big game to take a load off James' back. Should be a fun game.
Annnndddd those are the headlines from yesterday. Really nothing else happened last night. There was a few baseball games, none of them were of consequence. Unless you consider Terry Francona, Jason Varitek, Mike Redmond, and Ron Gardenhire being tossed from the game against the Twins consequential. Oh, and Venus Williams lost some French Open match. I met her once. Nice girl. Had a small dog with her. Yeah, so that's about it. Lakers and Nuggets play today, something to look forward to.
I'll be back...
MLB: The Worst
Until today, I didn't think it was possible to sink as low as David Ortiz has done this season. It is remarkable. With last night's 0-4 against the Minnesota Twins, his numbers are hurdling towards naught. His .193 batting average isn't even the worst of his problems. That .597 OPS of his is historically impressive. Red Sox manager Terry Francona has done everything he can in an attempt to revitalize Ortiz's bat. Both benching him a few games and dropping him to seventh in the order has proved ineffective. It is to a point where he is suddenly a liability for Boston. It seems he leaves a small village on the basepaths every night. How long does Francona wait until he benches him for good? The Red Sox cannot afford to sit idly by as Ortiz's corpse swings and misses on a nightly basis. It would be a tough sacrifice considering his $13 million salary, but any player with a pulse is a better option at this point. Silver Lining: His fielding percentage is 1.000. Something to hang your hat on Red Sox fans.
I have stated on many an occasion that I believe Jose Veras is the worst pitcher in baseball. I think Joe Girardi should be fired every time he calls for him out of the bullpen. Watching Veras pitch should be considered a form of torture, cruel and unusual punishment, and be banned by the Geneva Convention. And his numbers validate my frustration. A 6.41 ERA and a 1.58 WHIP should be evidence enough to not ever put him in. Last night he came into the game with a 8-0 lead and I was still biting my fingernails. He is so bad you wouldn't put it past him to some how become the first pitcher to give up an 8-run homerun. I realize that the Yankees bullpen is thin, but I would rather Girardi pull a fan out of the stands to pitch than have Veras walk the bases loaded and find his location just in time to give up a grand slam. Just look at that picture (left)! Does he look like he knows what he is doing?! His arm is cocked in some weird direction, he isn't looking at the catcher, and he's resting on his ankle. I'll bet 2 to 1 that that pitch ended up in the dugout. It's time to send him down. For good.
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Yankees take lead early, sweep Orioles
I'm the type of fan who is never satisfied. The Yankees are on a 9-game winning streak. They are playing the best baseball I have seen in over two years. The offense is clicking, the starting pitching is stellar, and even the bullpen couldn't blow the game yesterday. Yet, if they lose tonight, I'll piss and moan and curse them for being "typical". It's a short-sightedness I have to deal with on a daily basis. I want and expect the Yankees to go 162-0 and sweep through the playoffs. I expect them to have a ticker-tape parade every October. I expect them to fulfill MY sports needs. And right now, they are doing it. But I am dreading the day when the offense sputters and they lose a few games in a row. I'll pace in my basement, curse at the TV, toss and turn in my bed and refuse to eat until they win (Well, not really). Bottomline: Don't lose!
Denver steal one from Lakers, series tied 1-1
I remember when I played basketball for the Police Athletic League (PAL) when I was 11 years old. The team consisted of me and a lot of my friends from school. We all had a great time. Of the three years I played in the league, there was one memory that sticks out the most. And that was how bad the officiating was. Even at the tender age of 11 I was able to differentiate between good officiating and bad officiating. There were times I would be called for fouls when I was on the other side of the court. Last night reminded me of PAL. It is kind of amazing how there are individuals who are paid (rather well) to essentially be invisible on the court and inevitably become the center of attention. They are like reporters who want to become the story rather than report it. Of the four major sports, basketball has the most controversial of officiating. I understand that it is the fastest moving and doesn't allow borderline assault like hockey does, but something needs to be done to fix this problem. Players should decide games, not Bennett Salvatore.
Former Chargers quarterback Ryan Leaf indicted on drug and burglary charges
Can you believe this guy is 33 years old?! He has got to be the oldest 33 year old of all time. Since he was drafted in 1998 by the San Diego Chargers, he has periodically been in the news, and it's all for the wrong reasons. He was arguably the biggest bust in NFL history and was compared to Peyton Manning coming out of college. In fact, the Indianapolis Colts mused on actually taking Leaf number 1 in the draft. Entire Colts fan base wipes brow. Whew! Imagine if they did? No Peyton Manning. Probably no Marvin Harrison. No 2006 Super Bowl. Just a bust who couldn't handle the pressure. Say, I wonder what Vince Young is up to.





