Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

30May/090

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Now don't be alarmed, but for the next week, I will be on vacation. Where, you ask? At the Paradisus Resort in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. Have I earned a vacation? Absolutely not. But that's besides the point. The point is, is that I'm going and it should be fun.

Like most trips, the thing I am dreading the most is the flight. It's going to be four hours of turbulence, dips, dives, annoying passengers, and duty-free liquor. I plan on listening to my iPod, reading a book, and doing some crossword puzzles. I just went through three weeks of summer classes, so a four hour flight should be a piece of cake.

My main goal for this vacation is just to relax, eat some good food, and lay on the beach until I turn into a lobster. And since I'll be in the Dominican Republic, I have to do a few other things:

-Get a shipment of some of this "Boli" I've heard so much about.

-Discover a 15-year old pitching phenom and get 50% of his signing bonus.

-Play golf.

And by the way, there is supposed to be a guest blogger for the week, but I am not sure if he'll do it. He expressed interest in doing so, but he has a real job so it might get in the way. I guess I'll find out when I come back.

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29May/090

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This video completes me.

29May/090

Headlines

Cavaliers win Game 5, Magic lead series 3-2
That headline should really read "Lebron wins Game 5". I am thinking about the game right now and I can't remember if there were any other Cavaliers on the floor last night. I thought I saw Mo Williams for a minute, but that could have been a mirage. Lebron's back must be killing him today because he carried his teammates, his coaches, and the fans to a win and made this series interesting. Look at Wally Szczerbiak in that photo, you can tell he spent more time on his hair than he did preparing for last night's game. The most he did to prepare was putting that thing on his finger that probably does nothing. If it helps him miss 3-pointers, then its doing its job. Anyway, the series will be headed back to Orlando for Game 6. Bottomline: Lebron needs another triple-double to force Game 7. I doubt Zydrunas Ill-Something or Daniel "Boobie" Gibson has a big game to take a load off James' back. Should be a fun game.

Annnndddd those are the headlines from yesterday. Really nothing else happened last night. There was a few baseball games, none of them were of consequence. Unless you consider Terry Francona, Jason Varitek, Mike Redmond, and Ron Gardenhire being tossed from the game against the Twins consequential. Oh, and Venus Williams lost some French Open match. I met her once. Nice girl. Had a small dog with her. Yeah, so that's about it. Lakers and Nuggets play today, something to look forward to.

I'll be back...

28May/091

MLB: The Worst

Until today, I didn't think it was possible to sink as low as David Ortiz has done this season. It is remarkable. With last night's 0-4 against the Minnesota Twins, his numbers are hurdling towards naught. His .193 batting average isn't even the worst of his problems. That .597 OPS of his is historically impressive. Red Sox manager Terry Francona has done everything he can in an attempt to revitalize Ortiz's bat. Both benching him a few games and dropping him to seventh in the order has proved ineffective. It is to a point where he is suddenly a liability for Boston. It seems he leaves a small village on the basepaths every night. How long does Francona wait until he benches him for good? The Red Sox cannot afford to sit idly by as Ortiz's corpse swings and misses on a nightly basis. It would be a tough sacrifice considering his $13 million salary, but any player with a pulse is a better option at this point. Silver Lining: His fielding percentage is 1.000. Something to hang your hat on Red Sox fans.

I have stated on many an occasion that I believe Jose Veras is the worst pitcher in baseball. I think Joe Girardi should be fired every time he calls for him out of the bullpen. Watching Veras pitch should be considered a form of torture, cruel and unusual punishment, and be banned by the Geneva Convention. And his numbers validate my frustration. A 6.41 ERA and a 1.58 WHIP should be evidence enough to not ever put him in. Last night he came into the game with a 8-0 lead and I was still biting my fingernails. He is so bad you wouldn't put it past him to some how become the first pitcher to give up an 8-run homerun. I realize that the Yankees bullpen is thin, but I would rather Girardi pull a fan out of the stands to pitch than have Veras walk the bases loaded and find his location just in time to give up a grand slam. Just look at that picture (left)! Does he look like he knows what he is doing?! His arm is cocked in some weird direction, he isn't looking at the catcher, and he's resting on his ankle. I'll bet 2 to 1 that that pitch ended up in the dugout. It's time to send him down. For good.

27May/090

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Barcelona 2, Manchester United 0

26May/090

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25May/090

It’s time for soccer to get another chance

PROGRAMMING NOTE: The 2009 UEFA Champions League Final between Barcelona and Manchester United will be played on Wednesday May 27th, 2009 at 2:45pm on ESPN.

What? You didn't know about it? And you're a sports fan? Well, if you consider yourself one, you will plop yourself down in front of the television at 2:45pm on Wednesday and witness one of the best sporting events in the world.

I'll admit it, I haven't exactly been the most loyal a fan of "the beautiful game" this year. My dad, who is presumably more die-hard a fan of soccer than anyone I know, will attest to that. But it is something that I believe I, and the rest of America should pay more attention to. The question as to why the United States isn't utterly captivated by soccer is a difficult one to answer. Some believe that the game is just too boring and slow. Scores of 1 to nil don't exactly catch the eye of the American sports fan. Others are of the opinion that there are just too many other options in America. Why choose soccer when there is baseball, basketball, football, hockey, golf, tennis, and even NASCAR?

Maybe is it because the United States just isn't that good at soccer. It may be the fastest growing sport among young children, but all the elite athletes will grab a bat, put on a helmet, or start shooting threes before they think about dribbling a soccer ball. Because that is where the money is, at least locally. Why waste your God-given athletic ability on the pitch when you could hold out for millions after being drafted by the Browns? The answer seems obvious enough.

How about the possibility that we Americans like to support what is ours? We can trace back the origins of "our" sports to specific names, dates, and places. People like Abner Doubleday, Andrew Cartwright, James Naismith, and Pop Warner are immediately associated with the beginnings of American sport. Everyone knows that the first baseball game was played in Hoboken, New Jersey in 1846. Everyone knows that the first football game was played between Princeton and Rutgers in 1869. Soccer's history can't be traced back to American roots. It is an ancient and foreign sport and the fact that we refuse to embrace it seems due to our stubborness. It's kind of hypocritical if you think about it. Each professional league in America makes a point of internationalizing their respective sport. This year, Major League Baseball held its second annual World Baseball Classic. The NBA has taken an increasing interest in foreign players and there is a chance the second pick in this year's draft will be Spanish sensation Ricky Rubio. And lets not forget that there have been talks regarding holding the Super Bowl in London. We continue to shove "our" athletics down the throats of everyone else, yet we haven't given soccer an honest shot.

Which brings me back to my original point. The brand of soccer we are offered here in the states can be comparable to semi-pro baseball. Sure, there are a few good players, but if they have a hint of discernable skill, they quickly cross the Atlantic so they can earn greater dollars and further their careers. Soccer overseas might as well be called "The Show". The English Premier League, La Liga, and Serie A in Italy are essentially all-star leagues. And if someone would like to argue that soccer is boring and uninteresting, I will immediately direct them to the Fox Sports Channel so that they may enjoy the sport at its best. The players are just as talented, the fans are just as rabid, and the stakes are just as high as they are in the NFL, NBA, and MLB, if not more. Remarkable displays of athleticism are commonplace. Don't believe me? Watch this without having to take a cold shower afterwards. I don't understand how a sport can dominate the consciousness of 95% of the modernized world's population, yet America can act so indifferent towards it. We are clearly missing out. That is why I beg sport-lovers to make time for the UEFA Champions League Final on Wednesday. If you're busy, TiVo it. Find a way to see it. Because it is soccer at it's peak, it is sport at it peak.

Two teams, both at the top of their leagues, and both with young superstars who will own the game in years to come. Lionel Messi, who is only 21 years of age, is the Dustin Pedroia of international soccer. At 5 foot 7, he is barely able to enjoy Six Flags, yet he is the odds on favorite to win Player of the Year honors. The Argentinian is so respected by his club that as Ronaldinho departed for AC Milan following the 2007-2008 season, Messi inherited his number 10 jersey. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. He is a footballer's football. Tough, scrappy, humble and endlessly talented.

His counterpart is the highly controversial and highly decorated midfielder from Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo. The 2008 FIFA World Player of the Year is more or less the antithesis of Messi in terms of personality. He showboats, postures, and groans to referees. He is the Terrell Owens of soccer (except with championships). The 24-year old Portuguese-born star is as hated as he is loved.

Expect for Stadio Olympico in Rome to be packed to the rafters on Wednesday. But don't expect a seat to be filled as the entire congregation will stand and cheer from beginning to end. Flags will wave, songs will be chanted, and more than likely, tears will be shed.

You have to watch now, right? Whether you like sports or not is irrelevant. Doesn't everyone appreciate something when it's performed at its pinnacle? When it's performed at it's absolute best? Because that is what you'll witness on Wednesay if you tune in. I look forward to the day when the United States shuts down for a soccer match as is does for the Super Bowl. The ingredients for success are there. Our enthusiasm is all that is left.

23May/091

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22May/090

Headlines

Yankees take lead early, sweep Orioles
I'm the type of fan who is never satisfied. The Yankees are on a 9-game winning streak. They are playing the best baseball I have seen in over two years. The offense is clicking, the starting pitching is stellar, and even the bullpen couldn't blow the game yesterday. Yet, if they lose tonight, I'll piss and moan and curse them for being "typical". It's a short-sightedness I have to deal with on a daily basis. I want and expect the Yankees to go 162-0 and sweep through the playoffs. I expect them to have a ticker-tape parade every October. I expect them to fulfill MY sports needs. And right now, they are doing it. But I am dreading the day when the offense sputters and they lose a few games in a row. I'll pace in my basement, curse at the TV, toss and turn in my bed and refuse to eat until they win (Well, not really). Bottomline: Don't lose!

Denver steal one from Lakers, series tied 1-1
I remember when I played basketball for the Police Athletic League (PAL) when I was 11 years old. The team consisted of me and a lot of my friends from school. We all had a great time. Of the three years I played in the league, there was one memory that sticks out the most. And that was how bad the officiating was. Even at the tender age of 11 I was able to differentiate between good officiating and bad officiating. There were times I would be called for fouls when I was on the other side of the court. Last night reminded me of PAL. It is kind of amazing how there are individuals who are paid (rather well) to essentially be invisible on the court and inevitably become the center of attention. They are like reporters who want to become the story rather than report it. Of the four major sports, basketball has the most controversial of officiating. I understand that it is the fastest moving and doesn't allow borderline assault like hockey does, but something needs to be done to fix this problem. Players should decide games, not Bennett Salvatore.

Former Chargers quarterback Ryan Leaf indicted on drug and burglary charges
Can you believe this guy is 33 years old?! He has got to be the oldest 33 year old of all time. Since he was drafted in 1998 by the San Diego Chargers, he has periodically been in the news, and it's all for the wrong reasons. He was arguably the biggest bust in NFL history and was compared to Peyton Manning coming out of college. In fact, the Indianapolis Colts mused on actually taking Leaf number 1 in the draft. Entire Colts fan base wipes brow. Whew! Imagine if they did? No Peyton Manning. Probably no Marvin Harrison. No 2006 Super Bowl. Just a bust who couldn't handle the pressure. Say, I wonder what Vince Young is up to.

21May/090

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I know I've been fairly slow with the posts lately. That's because I have a summer class and my midterm is today. Why did I sign up for a summer class? Because I want to graduate a semester early. Why do I want to graduate a semester early?...I'll get back to you.