Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

That was a scary couple of hours

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Brett Favre, Vikings to meet

Honestly, I'm surprised he made it to Cinco de Mayo. It's been about a week since the New York Jets released Favre into the wild and presumably, into retirement. We were even told by Favre's agent Bus Cook that his retirement was for good. But no one believed it. Why would anyone? He has done this song and dance for several years now. What would make this year any different? God knows why he continues to tell anyone that he's ready to "hang 'em up" or "move on". He'll play until someone kills him on the field or until he accidentally shoots himself from "gunslinging" too much. But putting aside his indecisiveness, what is his motivation? I have a few ideas:

• He wants to quarterback for every NFL team as a 31-year farewell tour.

• His John Deere broke down.

• Believe him, Mississippi really is that boring.

• He wants to break the Japanese record for touchdown passes.

• It will cure Peter King's writer's block.

• He's 10 games away from the record, "Most Fun Had".

• He's always considered himself a Viking at heart.

• He literally has no other skills.

• He still wants to throw touchdown passes for the Packers (Interceptions, get it?)