Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

31Oct/090

Half Centaur

New York Post-A-Rod -- half man, half horse's behind. The Yankees slugger is reportedly such an egomaniac that he placed paintings of himself depicted as a centaur -- a mythical creature who is half-man, half-horse -- over his bed, an ex-girlfriend said. "He was so vain," the unidentified A-Rod lover told Us Weekly. "He had not one but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur."

Now? Really, now? C'mon anonymous ex-girlfriend. You couldn't have picked a better time to let this nugget out? As a Yankee fan, I'm trying to ignore the fact that Arod would rather have a threesome with his hand and a mirror than his girlfriend. For me, until the end of this World Series, he's a normal human being whose only focus is on winning. But this centaur story only reminds us of how "WTF" Rodriguez is.

If the Phillie fans don't use this knowledge to their advantage tonight, I will be greatly disappointed.

30Oct/090

Video of the Day

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I could honestly watch this trailer all day.

27Oct/090

Phillies/Yankees World Series Preview

Previews are pointless. Rarely do they offer any insight into what their actually previewing. Most fans already know who is who and what is what. It's the World Series. If you didn't know the specifics, you probably weren't going to watch anyway. Especially with baseball. This 2009 season has been going on for about 3 years. Even if you tried to avoid the sport, you probably accumulated enough knowledge about these teams by accident. That's just how baseball is formatted. It's so long and time-consuming that you become interested with knowing it. It latches onto your psyche and lies dormant in your unconsciousness. So when someone asks you who's the right fielder for the Phillies, you can say "Jayson Werth!" without batting an eyelash.

Previews may be pointless, but people love them. That's why I am going to do a full scale, "Hold on to your seat!" preview of the 2009 World Series between the Philadelphia Phillies and New York Yankees. That's right, I'm going to do the whole "compare each facet of the game" thing. It's a newspaper/blog staple. It's quick, easy, and requires no real leg work or effort. It's the way life should be.

Starting Pitching

Advantage: Push

Obviously the Yankees right? No. I'm throwing out every game Sabathia, Burnett, and Pettitte pitched in these playoffs and looking at it from face value. I hate sounding like an ESPN talking head but "If Cliff Lee pitches like Cliff Lee, the Phillies have just as good a chance to win Game One against the Yankees". Cliche or not, it's true. The difference between Lee and Sabathia is essentially negligible. And the rest of the rotations for both teams is a wash. Ask any Yankee fan if he or she feels comfortable with Burnett on the mound. Ask any Phillie fan if  he or she feels good with Cole Hamels on the mound. And setting aside the insane atmosphere at Yankee Stadium when Pedro toes the mound in Game Two, he's going to keep the Phillies in the game. That I expect. The same goes for Pettitte who has been an absolute horse in his last three starts.

If you're going to look for a difference in the rotations, it's going to boil down to Game Four. Will CC throw the same on three days rest like he did in the ALCS? If CC throws well, can Joe Blanton match him? Until then, it's a push. Obviously, with the bandboxes these teams play in, the key will be keeping the ball within the field of play.

Lineup

Advantage: Phillies

I don't think I could have agonized over this more. Look at these lineups! Look at them! You trying telling me which team is more stacked. It's this close from being another push. Jeter or Rollins? Werth or Swisher? Howard or Teixeira? Ruiz or Posada? Cabrera or Victorino? Utley or Cano? Feliz or Rodriguez? Ibanez or Damon? I see significant advantages in some positions, but overall, it's too close to call.

So why am I choosing the Phillies? Experience

Sure the Yankees have some World Series experience. Jeter, Posada, and Damon all have been in World Series before. But those crazy Phillies are only one year removed from a championship. Excluding Ibanez, that whole offense has championship memories (and sugarplums) still dancing in their heads. I expect the Phillies to be loose and not press at the plate.

Bullpen

Advantage: Yankees

Let me sum up the bullpens for both teams. During the regular season, the bullpen for the Phillies (especially Brad Lidge) constantly imploded. Lidge blew something like 47 saves this year. New York on the other hand, had a terrific bullpen for a better part of the season. As soon as Phil Hughes was inserted as the set-up man for Mariano Rivera, all the tumblers clicked into place and the bullpen ERA plummeted.

Flash forward to now.

Suddenly Brad Lidge has transformed into the 2008 version of himself and Phil Hughes is pitching like me in 10th grade. Luckily, the Yankees have been able to mask his difficulties with...winning. Nothing covers up a team's weaknesses quite like the 'ol "W". Which brings me to the reason why I gave the edge to the Yankees. Mariano Rivera. If you're keeping track at home, Rivera will turn 40 years old on November 29th (A day before I turn 22). Frightening really. 40 years old and still the best at what he does, sigh...sorry (wipes drool), I lost my train of thought. Oh right.

Crowd

Advantage: Yankees

Screw defense and bench, those things are boring. Granted, their usually the things that decide World Series (see: 2006 Tigers). Let's get to the intangibles! The things that can't be measured. The things that matter in life. Say what you will about how home-field advantage is largely gone by the wayside in baseball and in sports in general. I disagree wholeheartedly. Especially with these two stadiums and fans. They are both rabid, smart, dedicated, and know how to motivate the right players at the right times. Both stadiums are loud, intimidating, and produce camera shaking noise. It's terrific. Good crowds can make a series, regardless of actual play.

Look, I really respect the Phillies fans for their loyalty and enthusiasm for the team they love. They're "true" fans. But where do they earn a significant demerit in my book? Towels. Oh, don't get me started on towels. The towel has become the hallmark of the "new" fan. Recently, when a franchise enters the playoffs for the first time in a long while, their marketing people go a little crazy. "Let's give every fan a towel and they can spin it in the air like an idiot every time the game gets exciting!" (See: Colorado Rockies, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Philadelphia Phillies). Excuse me for sounding a little Yankee leaning (If it wasn't obvious already), you'll never see a Yankee fan twirling a towel over his head. We use our hands to clap and our throats to yell unrelentingly at opposing players. Those are our tools. We use them proudly.

Prediction: I'm not going there.

25Oct/090

I’m breaking my silence…

Thoughts about the impending Yankees/Phillies World Series:

-The Phillies scare me.

13Oct/092

Won’t you forgive me?

Please forgive me for my lack of posts. I have a lot on my plate both figuratively and literally (I enjoy food, you see) and I've put this blog on the back burner for a while.

I'm trying to graduate from school as a sane human being and right now, it's much harder than expected. I promise I'll post more in the coming weeks. Posts about sports, food, music, or anything I find interesting (That's usually how it goes).

That being said, I now give you the trailer for the third installment of Toy Story. Enjoy.

*By the way, I'm continuing to practice a gag order on myself regarding the Yankees and their hopes to capture a 27th World Championship. I won't write about it until they do.

**Also, check out my cousin's blog: www.kelefitz.blogspot.com

She is in Vietnam right now teaching them English (the right language). She chronicles her story.

9Oct/090

Video of the Day

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4Oct/090

By the way

I'm trying my best not to talk about the Yankees and their upcoming playoff series with whoever, whether it be the Detroit Tigers or Minnesota Twins. Because, like I've said a thousand times, I could care less about their 103 wins, their high-powered offense, their solid bullpen, or deep bench. I've read this book before. And I know how it ends.

Badly.

So I'm walking into these playoffs differently this year. In an attempt to keep my mental health intact for the next month, I will expect nothing from the New York Yankees from this point on until the end of the playoffs.

Right now, it's all gravy. A 27th World Series Championship? Terrific. A loss in the first round? So what. They had a great year. (Resisting the urge to begin a 4,000 word diatribe discussing their high payroll, mismanagement of Joba Chamberlain, and choking in clutch situations).

Over the past few weeks, I've heard from too many Yankee fans that this team is different from the past years and they'll do well in the playoffs now. At least, that's what I thought I heard. By the time I heard "It's going to be different...", I sprinted in the other direction, covering my ears and yelling, "La la la la la".

I don't need that optimism. We fans have been optimistic for too long. Optimism has gotten us nowhere. It's time to be humble and expect nothing.

That's how I'm going to approach these playoffs. I feel it will be most rewarding. And I won't want to rip out my pubes when A.J. Burnett can't get out of the third inning in Game 2.

4Oct/090

Week 4 Fantasy Recap

I'll admit it. A large percentage of my fantasy football success is relied solely on luck. I mean, there are times when I make the most boneheaded roster moves, or my star players aren't performing and I'm lucky enough to have a great day by an unlikely position.

Take for instance, today.

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Looking back, I had a really moronic lineup. I had four players (Drew Brees, Marques Colston, Leon Washington, Dustin Keller) on my team playing in the same game. Unless I was expecting a shootout (which I wasn't), there weren't many points to be had in that foursome.

And for the second straight week, I was given nothing by the fantasy machine, Drew Brees or his partner in crime, Marques Colston. Eight points? That's all you could give me Brees? Pierre Garcon gave me eight points and he's Pierre Garcon!

Needless to say, I was a little hamstrung. My early round players weren't helping out. And with my opponent more or less exceeding his projections, I needed a miracle.

Insert: San Francisco. Last Tuesday, I noticed I was starting Minnesota's defense against the Packers on Monday Night. I couldn't let them play. That game I expect to be a shootout and I know Aaron Rodgers will pick them apart.

So I needed a defense. I went over to the waiver wire and noticed that the 49ers hadn't been claimed. Jackpot!

Most fantasy players are hesitant to trust a team that had only recently become a defensive force. They usually stick with the old reliables: Baltimore, New England, Pittsburgh. The defensive position in fantasy is always tough to gauge because statistics such as sacks, interceptions, and forced fumbles (all of which provide points) don't necessarily signify a successful defense.

However, this 49ers team has done a terrific job defensively this season and I had to pick them up. Especially since they were playing the Pop Warner Rams.

Result: 5 sacks. 1 INT (TD). 2 fumble recoveries. 0 points allowed. 39 fantasy points. I win. "Buttered Popcorn" loses.

Oh, and I still have Percy Harvin tomorrow.

4Oct/090

Week 4 Picks

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Baltimore over New England

Washington over Tampa Bay

Tennessee over Jacksonville

Houston over Oakland

Chicago over Detroit

Cincinnati over Cleveland

Indianapolis over Seattle

New York over Kansas City

New Orleans over New York

Buffalo over Miami

Dallas over Denver

San Francisco over St. Louis

San Diego over Pittsburgh

Green Bay over Minnesota

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