Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

Half Centaur

New York Post-A-Rod -- half man, half horse's behind. The Yankees slugger is reportedly such an egomaniac that he placed paintings of himself depicted as a centaur -- a mythical creature who is half-man, half-horse -- over his bed, an ex-girlfriend said. "He was so vain," the unidentified A-Rod lover told Us Weekly. "He had not one but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur."

Now? Really, now? C'mon anonymous ex-girlfriend. You couldn't have picked a better time to let this nugget out? As a Yankee fan, I'm trying to ignore the fact that Arod would rather have a threesome with his hand and a mirror than his girlfriend. For me, until the end of this World Series, he's a normal human being whose only focus is on winning. But this centaur story only reminds us of how "WTF" Rodriguez is.

If the Phillie fans don't use this knowledge to their advantage tonight, I will be greatly disappointed.