Seeking Employment: Part 2 of an infinite part series
Like I stated in Part 1 of this world-renowned series, since submitting my resume to Monster.com I've been receiving e-mails and phone calls from "businesses" that are interested in my future employment with them. It sounds nice, but these businesses are more or less a scam just looking for dumb college grads who don't mind working 80 hours a week on commission by cold-calling into the wee hours of the morning.
Today I received an e-mail (and a voice mail!) from First Investors Corp. According to the e-mail, First Investors Corp. "is a 78-year old, Wall Street-based, investment firm" who has 50 offices nationwide and are looking for energetic, motivated candidates for their new office in my home town (What a coincidence!).
So, such is the technology these days, I decided to google them. And as expected, this is what showed up prior to pressing "Enter":

Oh, not the best first impression. Scam is never a good word. Especially when it's the first word that pops up in Google searches following the name of your business. So, if you're keeping score at home, I have received three correspondents from companies seeking my employment. And all three have been classified by the public at-large as "scams". But like I said, I"m only a few days into my job search and it's New Year's Eve. Only the sad saps at Combined Insurance, Worldwide Acquisitions, and First Investors Corp.are going to be working when the clock strikes 12.
Anyway, it doesn't end there. I did get a voice-mail today from FIC. They were looking to schedule an interview with me as soon as possible. I politely listened through the entire message, pressed "7", and deleted it. I thought that would be the last I heard from FIC. I was wrong.
I head on over to Gmail to check my Inbox.
Inbox (1)
It's First Investor's Corp.

Oh the nerve! Should I call to cancel this supposed interview "we" set up or should I just ignore it? I'm sure nothing will come of it if I do ignore it. And if I do try to cancel it, they will try to keep me on the phone and convince me to show up.
But the balls on FIC! I must say, I'm kind of impressed. They're ruthless. I kind of expect a third e-mail in my inbox that says:
Welcome aboard Sean! You start work first thing Monday morning. Bring the donuts!
Seeking Employment: Part 1 of an infinite part series
I'll try to make these posts short and sweet. No one wants to hear about another person who can't find a job. People go on the internet to get away from it all. To watch videos of cats on toilets and people getting tasered. Reading about some recently graduated college student who is currently three days into his career search isn't exactly appealing. So I'll do my best to keep the word count to a minimum as I analyze the trials and tribulations of trying to find full-time employment.
Two days ago, I sent up a Monster.com account and sent my resume to about 80 different companies in the tristate area. To be honest, for about half of them I wasn't really paying attention to what the job entailed. I just looked at the qualifications and if it said "able to read", I applied. So when I did receive e-mails from companies who "reviewed" my resume, I had to at least google them.
I've only received two responses so far. One from a company called Worldwide Acquisitions and another from Combined Insurance. Commence googling.


Sounds promising, right? I'd be stupid not to take it.
I actually received a call from one of Worldwide Acquisitions's representatives who wanted to set up an interview with me. I made it seem like I was going to be in the Boston area within the month, told her I would call her back, and hung up. Like I said, I'm three days into my job search and I haven't even contacted any of my connections. So I have a long ways to go.
There is one thing I can take away from this: always be suspect of a company whose name is nondescript and ambiguous. Combined Insurance? Worldwide Acquisitions? What do those even mean? I wouldn't be surprised if I received e-mails from Combined Acquisitions or Worldwide Insurance next.
Setting themselves up

I'm so disappointed. Couldn't they have just lost? Couldn't they have just ended my misery?
No. They want me to suffer. The gods of football have forced me to struggle through another agonizing week.
The season was supposed to have unofficially ended last week. The coach even admitted as much. The season was lost and it was time for we lowly Jets fans to worry about the draft.
I say the preceding statements like I actually hoped they lost yesterday. Truth be told, it's in the nature of a Jet fan to enjoy pain, so going through the minuscule chances the Jets have is an enjoyable past time.
Me (yesterday, prior to the 1:00pm starts): Let's see, we need the Patriots to beat the Jaguars, the Steelers to beat the Ravens, the Texans to beat the Dolphins, and for good measure, the Eagles to beat the Broncos. If that happens, the Jets control their own destiny. They just need to beat the Colts and the Bengals. That's it! That's all they need! It's possible!
This is coming from a man who actually went to the Jets/Falcons disaster the previous Sunday. With the way they performed for four quarters against Atlanta, they shouldn't even accept an invitation to the playoffs. Missed field goals, interceptions, dropped passes, and one long, final drive by the Falcons to win it. It could be argued that it was the worst game in Jets history and it was the only NFL game I've ever been to. Just my luck.
So what am I holding on to? Why do I care about the playoff picture? They've disappointed me in the past too many times. I've made this analogy before, but I'm like a battered wife who continues to keeps coming back and says to herself "He's changed." Ugh.
So in case you missed the games yesterday, in short, EVERYTHING went the Jets way.
Miami: Lost. Out of the playoffs.
Jacksonville: Lost. And even at 7-8, still have a chance to make the playoffs.
Baltimore: Lost. Clinch wild-card berth with win against the Raiders.
Denver: Lost. Do not control their own destiny.
And the break of all breaks. Jim Caldwell (the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts) decides to sit Peyton Manning and the rest of his starters in the second half, which essentially forfeited a perfect season. The Jets defense and special teams took advantage. Final score: Jets 29, Colts 14.
Now, the Jets have a chance to close out the Meadowlands for good with a win against the Bengals. that will send them into the playoffs.
It's all too perfect. The Jets just need to win and they're in. The Bengals clinched the AFC North yesterday and since the Chargers and Colts already locked up the first round byes, Cincinnati has absolutely nothing to play for.
Is there any doubt that they blow this? I've witnessed too many Jets collapses in my life to even consider another scenario. Most recently last season when New York was 8-3, then in the blink of an eye they were losing to the Dolphins in Week 17 and narrowly missing the playoffs.
So unlike my relationship with the Yankees, where I expect nothing, with the Jets, I expect less than nothing. At around 4pm next season, I expect to flick off the television, and rack my brain wondering how Rex Ryan could decide to onside kick when they up by two points with a minute left.
Yankees off season, thus far

Let me preface this post by asking one question:
Did anyone expect this many moves from the Yankees this off season?
I certainly didn't. I expected them to hold firm following their 27th championship. There really wasn't much that needed to be done, right? Sure, Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui were becoming free agents, Andy Pettitte's future was up in the air, and the Hughes/Chamberlain debate was put on the back burner. These were small issues. Issues easily fixed within the first few weeks of December. At least that's what I expected.
Now it's December 22nd, 2009, and Brian Cashman has made three of the bigger deals this off season. In fact, he seems to be the only general manager in baseball making moves.
Disclaimer: Please excuse the syntax of the rest of this post. When discussing the Yankees in any form, my thoughts become jumbled, convoluted, and I start ranting. When there is any type of trade, signing, or call-up, I look for ripple effects throughout the organization. So for instance, I may or may not discuss how the trading away of Melky Cabrera will have a positive effect on the focus of Robinson Cano. I worry about everything. And this results in gibberish and subsequently, spelling errors. But I'll try my best to avoid them.
Anyway, I've already stated my opinion on the Curtis Granderson trade. In short, I'm for it. He's an above-average fielder, can steal bases, hit for power, he's cheap and is a great chemistry guy. Those of you who point out his numbers against lefties are just looking for problems. And don't get me started on the "upside" of Austin Jackson. He's 23-year old and had a .759 OPS, four home runs, and 123 strikeouts in 132 games in AAA. That's really not much to hold on to. He's Curtis Granderson-lite. I'd rather have Curtis Granderson.
In terms of the Nick Johnson signing, there was one main gripe from the Yankees fans. Which was, "Why sign Nick Johnson for $5.5M for one year when you could have signed Hideki Matsui $6.5M for one year?" It's a fair concern. But to be honest, and I have nothing to back this up, I don't think Matsui wanted to come back to the Yankees. With the Angels, he is able to split time playing the outfield as well as designated hitter and he's closer to home. And money is no option for Matsui. With the amount of endorsements he receives from companies in Japan, what could the Yankees have offered for him to come back? $12 million? $13 million? If it came to that it wouldn't be worth it. And granted, Nick Johnson will probably tear his ACL walking to the on-deck circle, but I'll hold my breath until then. With a .400 career OBP, I'm more than okay to have him spell Teixeira and play DH.
And as of today, Melky Cabrera, Mike Dunn and a minor leaguer was traded to the Atlanta Braves for Javier Vazquez and Boone Logan.
Javier Vazquez as you know, had a previous stint with the Yankees in 2004 where he was average at best. Vazquez at the time, was 27 years old and had played previously in front of nine fans a night in Montreal. Since leaving New York, Vazquez has had five straight seasons of at least 200 innings and at least 180 strikeouts. On opening day, he will be 33 years old and in the last year of his contract. Contract year anyone?
I loved Melky when he was here. He was a terrific fielder and clutch hitter. But honestly, can anyone convince me he wasn't overachieving? He was a product of a tremendous lineup and low expectations. He'll plateau out at .270/.330/.420 in the National League. The Yankees had to cash in when his value was the highest. And after next season, he'll be offered arbitration for about $3-4 million. I guess the Yankees felt Vazquez was worth more value.
Another thing to chew on: The Yankees project Vazquez to be a Type-A free agent following next season. So if they were to offer him arbitration and he were to reject it, they would receive two high draft picks in next year's draft.
Finally, for those of you who consider yourself an optimistic Yankee fan, Vazquez has changed his arm slot since 2004 which aided his sinker. There is something to hang on to.
Obviously the Yankees are not done making moves. With Cabrera on his way to the Braves, left field has no occupant. Unless you think Gardner is an everyday player (which he isn't). Hypothetically, New York is in the market for Jason Bay, Matt Holliday, Johnny Damon, Marlon Byrd, and Jermaine Dye. But with their announcements that they wish to stay under a $200 million payroll, there is a small chance they sign one of them.
Whew, I'm spent. Was it good for you?
I graduated!
No more tests.
No more teachers.
No more due dates.
No more pop quizzes.
No more studying...
Until I go to graduate school.
Jersey Shore: Episode 4

I thought this was going to be our little secret. Something that you and I can discuss on our own. Without everyone else chiming in. I guess it wasn't meant to be. Now, everyone and their mother knows about the Jersey Shore. Thanks in part to the punch heard round the world as well as the 987 television appearances made by The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D.
But it is what it is. The toothpaste is out of the tube. I can still make my tan jokes, hair gel jokes, lack of self-awareness jokes, and STD jokes. I'll just do it here from my small corner of the internet.
This week's episode is entitled "Fade To Black". I didn't think this show needed episode titles until I realized that there wouldn't be a proper way to distinguish the difference between episodes otherwise. "It was the one with the fight...no the one where The Situation hooked up with that girl....no, remember Snooki was dancing with no underwear...no that's a different one."
See? Titles are important.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart are slowly becoming the most boring cast members in this show. They're like trying to have a real relationship and they like kind of care for each other. There is like depth to their personalities. It's off putting and quite frankly, I can do without it. Thanks to the two of them, the first twenty minutes of the episode was completely lacking in debauchery. This is not what I signed up for.
Thank God for The Situation and Pauly D. Both of whom bring back a lady to the house. After spending the requisite amount of time in the hot tub (which, at this point is probably growing hair), the boys decide to take these fair lasses back to the bedroom. Pauly D informs us that he is unable to have sex with his girl because she has her period (Lucky her!) and while The Situation is fumbling around for a condom, "Period Girl" says she needs to go home and puts a stop to the whole night.
The Situation and Pauly D: 0-2
Right now in the season, the JWoww and Ronnie/Sammi subplots are strictly filler. Does anyone really think JWoww's "relationship" with her boyfriend matters? She came into the house with a boyfriend and within the first ten hours, she had an eyeful of Pauly's D. Whether they're together or not is irrelevant and Pauly D knows it. The real show starts as soon as the brain trust of The Situation and Snooki L.L.C. come on screen.
Looks like Vinny is slowly becoming the Cousin Oliver of the Jersey Shore. We see him for little bit at the barber shop then again at the club, but right now, he's more of an extra.
Another night, another stop off at Karma, their Saturday night club. After a long night of dancing to house music and "beating up the beat", The Situation and Pauly D scour the club looking for a proper mate. They settle on four girls. Uh-oh! Controversy!
Initially, they bring back one set of girls to the house. Then, out of nowhere, the girls they invited previously decided to show up. Thinking that they had a better shot with the second set, The Situation and Pauly D kick out the first set. How orderly!
This is about the time in the show where the guilt came over all of us as we watched. Admit it! Because you see, The Situation and Pauly D explain to the world the intricacies of Man Law. More specifically, "The Grenade". As The Situation marked his territory (probably literally) on his girl, Pauly D was given the task of keeping her friend busy. That would be okay if it wasn't for the fact that both of them made a point of saying how unattractive she was.
Multiple times.
Oh God help her today. I mean, she did sign the waiver to not have her face blurred out. Maybe that wasn't the best decision.
Long story short, The Situation swings and misses with his girl.
The Situation and Pauly D: 0-6
Lost amid the noise and haste in this episode was the promise of Snooki getting punched in the face. And to be honest, it was a lot more nerve-wracking than I expected. Frat guys, shots being stolen, fingers being pointed, and then the punch. Granted, it was blocked out, but the retribution was swift. The culprit was in handcuffs in about five seconds and the rest will be sorted out next week. No jokes.
I'm spent.
Video of the Day
Please excuse my lack of posts this week. I am finishing up finals (and school forever) and haven't had a chance to write anything. But I will take a break from studying tomorrow to write my Jersey Shore recap post. Should be tremendous.
