A Diatribe on “Bulletin Board Material”

According to the New York Daily News, when asked about Tom Brady pointing to the Jets sideline after throwing a touchdown pass on the first play of the fourth quarter, which gave the Patriots a 38-3 lead in its eventual 45-3 win on December 6th, Antonio Cromartie stated the following:
"We see that a lot. He does that a lot...That's the kind of guy he is. We really don't give a damn, to tell you the truth."
And when asked about the kind of guy Brady is, Cromartie used the word "asshole".
This happens more than you think. Players insulting each other. You often hear the words, "Bulletin Board Material" when statements like these are made. The prevailing wisdom is that coaches will post a quote from an opposing player or coach that disparages their team. All in the hopes of motivating his players that much more for the upcoming game. And even Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has done it in the past. I remember watching an NFL Films program that followed the New England Patriots on their way to a Super Bowl. In one of their pre-practice meetings held in a hotel banquet hall, Belichick made a point of saying that the opposing team had posted an itinerary of a possible Super Bowl parade in their city.
Obviously, the itinerary wasn't an attempt at overt bravado or confidence and certainly wasn't meant to incite. I know it's tough to fathom, but people like to plan things and it just makes sense logistically so things run smoother. If something MIGHT happen, there should be a plan for it. And Belichick knew that. Of course he did, he's a smart guy. But he still used it as a motivational tool. So given his success as a head coach in the NFL, one must deduce that there is something to this "Bulletin Board Material" thing. And if that's the case, why does Rex Ryan seemingly go out his way to incite the opposing team. Just this week he called this Sunday's match-up between his Jets and the Patriots "personal" between himself and Coach Belichick. That the game more about the coaches than it was the players. And last week, he even called out Tom Brady, saying that he doesn't do as much preparation as Peyton Manning. Completely unprovoked.
So what's his angle? I have heard many say that he just does it because that's "just who he is" or that he "loves the attention". But I disagree. He's no dummy either. He may be lacking in experience when it comes to coaching, but he has seen unparalleled success for a Jets head coach. Think about it: After last Saturday's win over the Colts, Ryan became the winningest Jets head coach in franchise history. That's right, 3 wins. Now, that may say more about the ineptitude of the Jets franchise than it does about Ryan, but the fact remains, the man can coach.
So why would a head coach repeatedly give "Bulletin Board Material" to an opposing head coach who values it so much? As I stated earlier, Belichick seems to think it's pertinent enough to discuss with his team prior to big games. Maybe it's because Belichick sees no detriment to bringing it up. He knows his players will be prepared and motivated regardless, but adding a little frosting to the cake can't hurt. But there just has to be a method to Ryan's madness. NFL coaches, especially Ryan, value their job too much to do anything that will in any way hurt his team's chances on the field.
Look, I'm not painting Ryan as some neo-Freudian psychology guru, but he has a clear grasp of his motivational techniques. It's already resulted in a trip to the AFC Championship Game last season and this Sunday's game against the Patriots which will result in one. My only guess as to why he engages in this behavior (and tells his players to also) is because he believes that it focuses the opposing players and coaches' thoughts on what they are saying and not preparing for the impending game. That what they say won't make them prepare any harder, just give them unnecessary agitation. The Patriots are all about "the process". One step begets another. If you throw a cog into their process, things have the potential to go awry.
Now, there is the possibility that I am giving Rex Ryan way more credit than he deserves. That maybe he really is just a loud mouth who literally says everything that pops into his head. But I just find it hard to believe a successful NFL coach does not calculate every single gesture, quote, and insinuation that is released to the media. Just ask Bill Belichick. I'm guessing you won't get an answer.
Mom! The computers are turning on us again…
Since when did my laptop turn into a spoiled teenage girl?
Video of the Day
Sure, I'll concede a few things.
Yes, I am drunk. I HAVE had a few drinks since 9pm this evening. I had to. How else would have I gotten through the Jets/Colts game without the glory that is Ketel One.
And yes, I am a Jet fan. You know that already. So this video isn't some attempt to appear partisan to the Seahawks while at the same time deflecting my undying love for the Jets.
Honestly, this video, Marshawn Lynch's run to essentially seal Seattle's victory over the Saints, could be the greatest touchdown run in NFL playoff history. I watched it unsure as to actually what I was watching. I thought a whistle had blown. Or that the Saints had given up. Or that Lynch turned into the Hulk. At the time, anything seemed possible.
Just look at that run again. I know you are. He wasn't to be stopped. If both the '85 Bears and '00 Ravens were on defense, he would have bulldozed Ray Lewis and stiff-armed Mike Singletary on his way to the endzone.
Just, wow. I should have picked the Seahawks. What was I thinking? Oh yes, I remember. I was thinking rationally. This game was a fluke. One where the home team overachieves and the road team under-performs and costs many of us many dollars.
2010 NFL Playoffs: Wild Card Round

Saints (-10.5) over SEAHAWKS
I overheard a pretty good question posed to the fans of the Seahawks earlier this week: Would you have rather lost to the Rams in Week 17, miss the playoffs and get the 9th pick in the draft, or beat the Rams, make the playoffs, and receive the 21st (or something around there) pick in April? Because right now, I put the chances of the Seahawks beating the Saints at less than 0%. I'm sure most fans would say, "Hey, we're in the playoffs, and now everyone is playing with the same record. We have a shot." Well, first things first. No, you don't have a shot and second, wouldn't you rather think long term for your franchise? There are a good amount of decent quarterbacks in this draft and there's a chance they make be taken before you get to choose. Or are you happy with Chuck Whitehurst as the Ghost of Seahawk Future. The choice is up to you.
Jets (+2.5) over COLTS
Sure I'll take the Jets, especially getting 2.5 points. The Jets are going to win, right? I'm not asking you, I'm just trying to convince myself they are. They just have to. And not because Rex Ryan talks to much and has to back it up. They have to win because they're the better team. Honestly, why does it even matter that Ryan is confident in his team and thinks they're going to the Super Bowl? How does that effect anything, at all? So if they don't, it's his fault for thinking they would? I think I broke my brain. But truthfully, his bravado does has an effect on one thing: perception. His overconfidence changes the perception of the Jets throughout the league and especially the media. If the talent level of the Jets is low and he goes ahead and waxes poetic about their Super Bowl hopes, the subsequent 8-8 or even 9-7 record could get him fired.
EAGLES (-2.5) over Packers
Easily the best game of all the Wild Card round match-ups. But there really isn't much to say about it. Either team could win close, or blow the other team out. I mean, if it weren't for Matt Dodge (punter for the Giants), the Eagles might not even be in this position. And the same goes for the Packers. Both teams were helped greatly due to the severe ineptitude of the bumbling, stumbling New York Football Giants. That being said, it still should be a great game to watch. Especially if Vick gets into the open field a few times. Clay Matthews will have to use extra strength conditioner on his hair to make himself more aerodynamic.
CHIEFS (+3) over Ravens
Arrowhead Stadium just won't let them lose this game. I know it. I can feel it in my loins. Everyone and their mother is picking the Ravens because of their "vaunted" defense. But in reality, it wasn't THAT good this season. Their corners are fair at best. And Matt Cassel can expose them easily. Especially when Baltimore will be putting 7 or 8 guys in the box to stop Jamaal Charles. A running back who nearly set the record for average yards per rush in 2010 (6.38). 6.38! I don't think LaDainian Tomlinson had that many total yards in the second half of the season.
Back to the Shore: Episode 1
Finally! Jersey Shore is back! This is like Season 8, right? It's tough to keep up these days. That's why I've discovered a fool-proof way to figure out what season it is. All you need to do is take a cross-section of the skin of any cast member, and however may layers of spray-on tan there is, that's what season it is. Kind of like a tree.
Anyway, after taking over the Jersey Shore in season 1, the gang moved on down to Miami to spread their recently mutated forms of herpes. And after they did whatever they did down there, MTV decided to pack their bags and head up to Seaside Heights again. Where it all began. Where what began, you ask? No one really knows.
After digesting episode 1 (takes about a day. Hours on the toilet), this season looks similar, if not identical to the previous two seasons. Ronnie and Sammi "Sweetheart" are still a human-snooze button, Pauly D and Vinny are still fun-loving, Snooki is a train wreck, The Situation is sort of a person, and J-Woww is Chuck Lidell with implants.
This is ONE difference however. Deena. Deena, according to the slurs and stutters of Snooki, is her best friend back home in Poughkeepsie, New York. Deena looks very much like Snooki. Short, charcoal tan, long hair, abnormally large breasts considering her petite stature, and a human "Before" picture. The greatest thing about Deena is that she isn't Angelina. And that will get her far in this show.
Probably the most predictable scene of episode 1 was the shot of Sammi Sweetheart tucked under the covers at 6pm with Ronnie whilst eavesdropping on the rest of the house. I'd like their job, because at this point let's face it, these people are "working". We're watching them "work". They're actually getting paid. And Sammi's job is to act like an unrepentant bitch towards everyone who comes in contact with her. And boy is she good at her job. She should get promoted. At least a raise.
And her hard work paid off later in the episode that eventually culminated with her getting punched in the face by J-Woww. I won't get into the details, because A) you've already seen the episode or B) even if you haven't, you could probably take a REALLY good guess without trying. Something along the lines of:
1. Cast member X gets naked in front of cast member Y for no reason.
2. Cast member X wants to cuddle with cast member Y.
3. Cast member Z laughs at X for being (i.e. drunk, stupid, ugly, fat, annoying, Italian).
4. Cast member X confronts Z.
5. Z and X fight.
6. J-Woww throws a punch.
That formula has come to fruition at least 6 times per season thus far. Now remember, the formula is only a theory. But I believe with a few more experiments, scientists may make it a law.
Thankfully, this season looks more shameless than ever. And that's what we all want to see, right? I mean, it's been America's dirty pleasure for the past two years and it's all thanks to the grenades, smush rooms, GTL-ing, T-shirt timing, and the utter debauchery that are these people's lives. It's going to be interesting to see how exactly this all comes to an end. I find it hard to believe that they will all go their separate ways and leave happy and healthy lives. It couldn't be that mundane. I'd like to think that they all get eaten by the jacuzzi.
It’ll be January for longer than 31 days…
Creative sprinter. That should be my nickname. Because that's basically what I am.
I have short bursts of creativity every once in a while. But they never last.
Quick, abrupt, short-lived ideas that are smart and original, but never manifest themselves into something more.
I blame the internet. The world of "www" has made me lazier. I go from one thing to the next in an instant.
Remember that video of the homeless man with the "Golden Voice" (see below)? Both yesterday and today he had most of the country's attention. It was (and still is) a heartwarming story that has fortunately ended with him with numerous amounts of job offers and even a home.
But tomorrow, the story will fade away. Into the abyss. He'll go on with his life, we'll go on with ours.
We'll be looking for the next internet star. Who will come into our lives for a few minutes, hours, or even days, then disappear.
It's nobody's fault that this happens. It just does. A story's appeal withers and then it's gone. Time for something else.
I feel this type of "stimulant-hopping" has made me creatively weaker. I won't work on an idea anymore. As soon as I hit a wall, I stop completely. Dropping the idea altogether and then waiting for the next organic idea to pop into my head.
It goes for any of my creative endeavors. Whether it be a blog post, video, new invention, or even as something as simple as a Facebook status.
I'm unsure as to whether it's a confidence issue, or a hard-work issue. Whatever it is, it's time for a change. Time to fight through the walls. Real or imagined.
This winter is going to be long. Something creative will get me through it. Either that or a girlfriend.
2011
Alright, that's it. 2011 will be the year I write more. A LOT MORE. I remember when I first started this blog, I wrote every day. Every single day. And most of the time, it was just awful. I would offer my valuable opinions about topics such as the Mets acquisition of Johan Santana or Shaq rapping. Just riveting stuff. Then, I started to get lazy. Replacing genuine, organic thoughts with the creativity of others by posting their videos, links, or photos then writing two or three sentences about it. And as of recently, I totally hit the SNOOZE and just posted videos. Not even a caption, just the video. By doing this, I was basically saying "Look what I found!" and then pointing to it. This site became completely devoid of any original thought. And I have nothing to blame it on. School's over and I'm out in the real world now. And if there's anything the real world has taught me, it's that there is a lot of downtime. Granted, I should be burning the candle at both ends trying to make a name for myself out in the cosmos. But I'd rather get comfortable with mediocrity and reflect on what could have become.
NOTE: That previous sentence was Sean in 2010. Sean in 2011 is ready to shake things up a bit. Ready to actually believe in myself for once.
I believe I can write. For too long I had a severe lack of confidence in my ability to write. And I've been told that I possess at least some skill in the art of putting words next to each other. That my sentences flow and that it's very "readable". But because of both my self-esteem issues and penchant for not doing anything, I stopped. I stopped and resorted to posting videos of compilations, interviews, and music videos that much more talented people created.
I feel empty when I'm not being creative. I feel as if I am just going through the motions. It's time to change. So prepare for a word-bukkake courtesy of yours truly.

