Knicks/Celtics Wrap-Up
Just a painful series to watch. If you're a Knicks fan, that is. Games 1 and 2 were competitive but ultimately came down to a lack of experience in crunch time minutes. Which is something the Celtics have in droves. And they also make open shots. And defend better. And play basketball better in general.
But what's done is done. Time to move on. Time to figure out how exactly the Knicks are going to compete next year with little to no cap room. Lets see, both Carmelo and Amare are locked in. They also have a $13 million option on Chauncey Billups which may or may not be picked up. Obviously if Billups stays healthy for the entire year, it's worth the investment. However, we all watched him in suits on the bench far too much. So exercising the $4 million buyout may be in the best interest of the team. That way they can mold Toney Douglas further into a distributor at the point and spend money on a big, bruising center. Unless I am mistaken, Marc Gasol's contract is up after the season. Adding him to the starting rotation could very well make the Knicks a contender for the 2011-2012 season. However, the Grizzlies are playing very well right now and are on the verge of knocking the Spurs out of the playoffs. They would be stupid not to extend his deal as soon as possible.
We all knew that this wasn't the Knicks year. This was merely step one in a long process to bring the Knicks back to respectability. Yes, it would have been nice for them to win one game during this series. But the wins will come. The playoff wins will come. Carmelo is too much of a superstar to sit idly by and see otherwise.
I'm looking forward to next season.
Game 2: Knicks vs. Celtics

For some strange reason I am feeling confident about tonight's game. A game that will commence in about (checks wrist. No watch), 5 minutes. I've been told that the Knicks had their chance to take control of this series in Game 1. That the Garnett alley-oop, Carmelo foul, Allen three, and Melo miss cost them their opportunity to move on. But the last time I checked, this is a best of seven series. Not best of 1! And tonight, the Knicks are going to get the best of the Celtics! HUZZAH!!!!!
/runs outside. slips. unconscious.
Lakers Fan Taunts Bill Simmons During Game 7
I'm very impressed with his diligence. As confetti rained down upon him following the clock expiring, he bashed away at his keyboard liveblogging the whole thing. I'm also suprised he gave the taunter the time of day.
"Hey what level of losing is that Bill?!"
Pretty good dude...pretty good.
NBA Playoffs (New York style)
I've made my loyalties very clear, I believe. In terms of my rooting interests, the Yankees dominate all else. Which is why I pay so much attention to baseball in general. I like to know who's playing well, who isn't, and who is likely to compete favorably against the Yankees. When in comes to generic viewing, football takes center stage. Personally, I'd rather watch a week 15 game between the Browns and Raiders than watch mostly anything else.
And then there is basketball. I love basketball. I've been playing it all my life and know all levels of the game very well. Especially college. But love isn't a word I would attribute to the NBA playoffs. Maybe it's because the Knicks haven't had the opportunity to join in the festivities in quite some time, but I feel it's something else.
Perhaps it's the length. Wait no, not perhaps, definitely. It's definitely the length. In case you were wondering, the Knicks ended their season on April 14th. Free agency doesn't start until July 1st. That's two and a half months of playoff basketball in between.
Does there really need to be FOUR best of SEVEN series to determine a champion? There must be a more efficient way. Now, this is the part of the post where I transition into a proposal for just such a playoff system.
Not here. I'll just continue to bitch and moan until the playoffs end and July 1st arrives. The day basketball will matter again here in New York. And it doesn't really matter who we get in free agency. The point of the past 3 years was eventual flexibility with cap room. The Knicks were so saddles with bad contracts (i.e. Francis, James, Curry), that there seemed to be no light at the end of the tunnel. But thanks to Donnie Walsh, New York has some wiggle room. Sure, two max-contract guy would be ideal, but is it reasonable to expect it?
Hopefully, Knick fans ARE more reasonable and won't get soured when James decides to take his one-man show elsewhere.
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Yankees beat Twins in 10 innings off third straight walk-off
Going to the game yesterday, I wasn't expecting much. After two straight walk-off wins, there had to be a let down. They had to come back to Earth. But after the Yankees came back in the seventh to tie it, I knew they weren't going to go quietly into the late afternoon. Other than the Damon walk-off and Teixeira's diving stop at first, the key to the game was Alfredo Aceves' scoreless 10th inning. New York's bullpen has a penchant for throwing a lot of pitches, walking batters and just being terrible at times. But Aceves did what the Yankees needed in the 10th. He worked quickly, changed speeds, and threw strikes. Eleven pitches later, it was off into the bottom of the tenth. Note to the Yankees: If Chien-Ming Wang comes back and is terrible again, it's time to put Aceves back in the rotation. With a sub-3.00 ERA and durable arm, he is perfect as a fifth starter.
Magic disposes of Celtics in Game 7, onto Cleveland
I thought I was going to watch this game, but then I remembered the Survivor finale was on. I couldn't miss that. It was the final four! Taj, JT, Stephen, and Erinn. JT ended up winning the million dollars. Which was expected. What wasn't expected was the utter domination Orlando displayed on the road against the Celtics. Well, Boston cut it to 5 at the end of the third. But the fourth belonged to the Magic. Now it's off to Cleveland where Lebron James and the rest of the Cavaliers have been resting for about, checks watch, a month. There is an off chance that Orlando makes a series out of it, but it seems as if James as a win-at-all-costs attitude this year. So I wouldn't be surprised if the Cavs sweep the Magic out of the playoffs and strut into the Finals.
New England was eerily quiet this evening (I’m guessing)
You can't put too much stock in a May loss to a non-divisional opponent. But this one had to sting. David Ortiz goes 0 for 7 with 3 strikeouts and leaving 12 (!) men on base in a 5-4 loss to the Angels in twelve innings. Jeff Mathis drove in the winning run in the bottom of the twelve. And in case you're keeping score at home, Big Papi is batting a robust .208 for the season with no homeruns. Lets not forget that .618 OPS. Should I go through some of the players who have a higher OPS than that this year? You're right, I should. Freddie Sanchez, Kosuke Fukudome, Mike Napoli, Orlando Hudson, Jason Kubel, Jesus Flores, Russell Branyan, Kurt Suzuki, Marco Scutaro, and many, many more.
Look. We all know that this series was going to go seven games. Since their inception, the Celtics have been in about 1000 game sevens. But if Boston plays anything like they did tonight on Sunday, there won't be an opportunity for them to play another one. It was fun to watch them struggle and play dumb basketball for once. For forty-eight minutes they took bad shots, made bad passes and let Dwight Howard own the boards. Yet they kept it close. Keep your fingers crossed for a Magic win on Sunday. I've had it up to here (Hand at chin), with this impromptu Celtics run. It's very inconvenient. I liked it a lot better when they were tanking games down the stretch so they would have a better lottery pick.
"When exiting the bandwagon, please stand clear of the doors." Anyway, unlike yesterday's game seven, this one (as well as the Red Wings/Ducks one) was riveting. I was riveted. Versus was nice enough to put Sports Soup on hold and play the overtime period of Bruins and Hurricanes. Mike Iseman must have been pissed.
Night Cap
Boston rallies from 14 points down, take series lead 3-2
I have started a petition to change the international symbol of choking from two hands clasped over the neck to the last eight and a half minutes of game five. So now, if you see ANYONE doing what Orlando did last night, prepare to perform the Heimlich maneuver or least shove them into the back of a chair. With 8:49 left in the fourth, the Magic held a 77-63 lead. Then before you can say "JJ Redick", Boston had climbed to within eight. You know the rest of the story. The Magic are forced into taking ill-advised three pointers and rush passes. While, the Celtics triumph due to quality shooting, deft passing, and shutdown defense. It's the same story, different chapter. David Stern really needs better writers.
NFL considering second London regular season game for 2010
After the success of the previous two regular season games at Wembley Stadium in London, the NFL is musing on the possibility of two games in England for the 2010 season. I understand that it makes business sense to expand your brand as much as possible. To build on previous achievement and work to improve every aspect of your business. But is it necessary? The NFL is already the king of all sports in America. Is their intention to slowly but surely own the sports scene in England and eventually Europe itself? Or are they simply attempting to grab a slice of a demographic they never had before? Who knows? With the amount of cash flow the "League" has to operate with, they could team up with the Cambodian Midget Fighting League and still turn a profit.

I am already jealous that Lebron James signed a $90 million contract with Nike straight out of high school. But now, he is getting paid for things he doesn't even have to work on. The marketing department for Nike must foam at the mouth knowing they have the ability to use his likeness in any fashion.
Marketing Executive 1: How about we use him as a puppet?
Marketing Executive 2: You're like an idea machine! Get me a cigar, will ya?
They high five. Light cigars with $500 bills.
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Celtics tie series 2-2 on Big Baby buzzer beater
To even think about experiencing what it would be like to be a Boston sports fan for a day is considered treason where I live. That being said, it must be nice. Really nice. As I type, both the Celtics and Bruins are legitimate contenders for their respective championships and the Red Sox are arguably the best team in Major League Baseball. Last night alone, all three teams won. Glen Davis' 18-foot jumpshot as time expired changed the complexity of their series against the Magic. Orlando was poised to take a commanding 3-1 series lead and have an opportunity to wrap things up in Boston. Now, the Celtics have a chance to take a 3-2 series advantage at home in the Garden. The Bruins, who were down 3 games to 1 against the Carolina Hurricanes, humiliated Carolina 4-0 on the stellar goaltending by Tim Thomas. Even though the Hurricanes are leading the series, it looks as if Boston has taken the momentum. Boy is it frustrating to watch every New England-based franchise contend. Not to mention having to hear it from their fans who are never shy about expressing their feelings. It's always nice to walk down the street and have Red Sox fans tell me where I can put my Yankee hat.
Without Yao, Rockets still manage to rout Lakers, series tied 2-2
If the Rockets end up winning this series and perhaps winning it all, is there a better case of addition by subtraction? McGrady: Out. Yao: Out. No problem. On the backs of their "complimentary" players, the Rockets made the Lakers look awfully pedestrian. Aaron Brooks, who is about 4 foot 11, scored a career high 34 points and caught Los Angeles napping. And if the Rockets do defeat the Lakers, it will prove once again that general managers do not have to be ex-players and that the future of player development, drafting, and overall NBA personnel should be at the hands of stat geeks and number crunchers. Daryl Morey, we salute you!
Epic

I didn't get a chance to watch the first 47 minutes of Game 6 between the Bulls and the Celtics. I was too busy playing a pickup game of basketball which involved guys in their twenties, fourties, fifties, and even sixties. In hindsight, I should have stayed home. Thankfully, as I sat on my couch to watch the final seconds, the score was 101-101. No one had an advantage. It was like I hadn't missed a thing. What would follow was three more overtimes in a series that had already had four. In the end, the Bulls prevailed. But with the way this series has been going, a Game 7 was inevitable. I wonder what the odds are on Game 7 going into OT. 3:1? 2:1? Even money? Probably. With that in mind, here are some thoughts regarding the game that will only send a team to the EASTERN CONFERENCE SEMIFINALS!
- With the Bulls already winning on the road in this series, home court is thrown out. Barring a Game 3 type performance from the Bulls (Which I don't see happening), this game will come down to the wire. Again.
- It's tough to imagine that Ray Allen will have anything left in the tank for Game 7. He gave EVERYTHING he had tonight. Scoring 51 points on 18 for 32 shooting, 5 rebounds, 3 assists, and 3 steals all in 59 minutes. 59 minutes! Some players don't play that many minutes in their career.
- For anyone who hates the Celtics (myself) and Joakim Noah (myself), they were put in a difficult position when he stole the ball from Paul Pierce, drove down court, and dunked while being fouled. It was an awkward position for us. "Do we cheer? This puts the Bulls up by three, which is good. But Noah is posturing and yelling like a moron again, which is bad." I ended up cheering. I am allowed one cheer for Noah in my life and I believe chose wisely. But that's it for him. He better not hit a buzzer beater in Game 7.
- Throwing out money for a second. If the Bulls win on Saturday, the trade for John Salmons and Brad Miller in February was one of the best of the year. What Salmons and Miller have done for the Bulls is taught their young bigs Noah and Thomas how to play in crunch time. In Game 6, Salmons had a team-high 35 points and Miller had 23 points and 10 rebounds off the bench. Not to mention hit 4 huge free throws down the stretch. Regardless of what happens in 48 hours, the Bulls have built a young team that has more experience in one series than some of the teams left in the playoffs. And those two guys are to thank.
- Derek Rose is now my favorite NBA player. I would explain but it would take too long.
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Celtics wins in OT over Bulls, lead series 3-2
I don't think I can take it anymore. Someone has got to stop the Celtics. The Bulls were up by 6 with 2:00 left in the game and still lost. Then Paul Pierce did what Paul Pierce does and hit every fade away jumper down the stretch. And he took them all from the same spot. John Salmons was wasting his time trying to man Pierce up around the court, he could have just stood on the right foul line extended and waited for Pierce to come to him. But no, Salmons fell for every head fake and juke thinking that Pierce was going to take him off the dribble. Which of course he wouldn't. The game could have been tied if Brad Miller had hit his two free throws with 2 seconds left. But you have to cut him some slack, he nearly got his head cut off by Rajon Rondo while driving down the lane. If there was wasn't so much home-cooking, the referees would have called that a flagrant foul. I have watched that replay 100 times, and I have yet to be convinced that Rondo was going for the ball. He may have had the intention of going for the ball pre-jumping, but once he was in the air and saw that the ball was out of reach, he decided to take a swipe at Miller's face making sure he didn't make the shot. But you can get away with that if you're a Celtic. Remember, it's good for the league. The Greater Good!
Capitals defeat Rangers 2-1 in Game 7, advance
Well it was fun while it lasted. Those seven games satisfied my hockey fix for the year. It really is a shame that the Rangers choked so bad though. Being up three games to one, it seemed they had a date with the Boston Bruins in the second round. Instead, they'll be heading back to Canada or Mother Russia, or wherever it is they go in the offseason. Now that the Rangers have been eliminated, I have to chose another team to root for. And obviously that team will be any team that is playing the Boston Bruins. So "Go Washington!" Boston has had too many championships over the past several years. The Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, and even Boston University has won major championships recently. A Stanley Cup Finals Championship would just be icing on the cake for them. And I don't think I can take another reason for New England to gloat, they're already smug to begin with. With they're Sam Adams and Quincy Park, it's time for them to be cut down to size. Who's with me?!
New York Jets release Brett Favre
This is a fun story. On Tuesday night, Brett Favre was released from the reserve-retired list of the New York Jets. This being on the heels of New York's draft pick of Mark Sanchez. In a statement Favre said, "Nothing has changed. At this time, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football". Oh he's a clever one, isn't he? "At this time". He knows what he's doing. Leaving the door ajar just a little bit, maybe for a possible 97th comeback. I have no problem with him wanting to play football. What I don't understand is his constant flip-flopping on the subject. If you want to play, say you want to play. He knows if he goes back to Pumpkin Nuts, Mississippi, they'll be no crowds, no gun-slinging, no river-boat gambling, no Madden, no fun. There will just be his John Deere tractor and acres of land for him to fiddle around on. He isn't a talking head. He would be lost on ESPN, on FOX, on CBS, or the NFL Network. He would show up to work in his Wranglers and act like Uncle Rico:
