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Yankees defeat Athletics 5-3 (Homer link)
Five games into their first home stand and the Yankees finally had a night game in the new Yankee Stadium. And I have to admit, it looks nicer at night, as do most parks. Thankfully, only one homerun was hit, off the bat of Johnny Damon. It was immediately attributed to the wind, which every homerun to right will be. Every night is an event in my house when the Yankees win. Maybe it's because when the last out is recorded, I do a dance to this song:

Derrick Rose wins Rookie of the Year
In other news, water is wet. This season Rose averaged 16.8 ppg and 6.3 apg. He was the clear cut winner and looks to be a future all-star in the NBA. After watching the first two games of the Bulls series against the Celtics, I realized what all the hoopla was about. He's quick, intense, talented, and a leader. Hopefully he can carry Chicago far in these playoffs and beyond.

Company apologizes for Natinals Error
During a game last week, Washington Nationals' players Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman sported jerseys reading "Natinals" on the front (see below). The company, Majestic Athletic, who manfactures the jerseys are apologizing for the unfortunate incident. Still hilarious. O is important letter. Good thing that don't make Oriole jerseys.