Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

11Jul/100

Fist pumpin’ my way to Italy

One of the worst parts about Facebook (and there are many) is seeing how much better other people are doing in comparison to you. And by "you" I mean "me".

Let me be clear. I'm not saying they're doing better than me professionally or socially, just in what they're doing. When I graduated high school, I went to Community College for two years, then transferred to Seton Hall University. For all 3 and a half years I commuted to school (Seton Hall being situated 45 minutes from my home) every day and worked 20 to 30 hours a week. I did three internships and made valuable connections at each one. I busted my balls to graduate early and do so with very good grades. Obviously I'm proud of myself.

But sometimes when I look at my fellow high school alumni, I can't help but think that I chose the wrong path. I'm not saying that they aren't hard-workers, it's just as if they see no risk in packing their bags and taking off for a foreign land on a moment's notice. It's as if they have no attachments to what they're doing here and are able to take weeks, even months off at a time to go to the Caribbean, Europe, Asia, or the West Coast. Don't these people have jobs? What about school? how can you afford this? Don't you SAVE money?

On the surface, it looks like they don't. But often times, the expenses are paid by daddy and mommy. Must be nice.

But hey, I don't begrudge them. If I were put in their situation, I'd be jet-setting all over this blue planet in a heart beat. Which is why I'm taking off two weeks in August to travel to Italy with one of my friends. The lucky bastard is staying a month in Sicily with family and said I'd be able to stay for a week towards the end of his trip. Normally, the old Sean would've have said "thanks but no thanks". School would've gotten in the way. Work would've have gotten in the way. Or the cheap side of me would kick in and scoff at the price of the plane tickets.

This time was different. I have to go, right? Two weeks at a beach town in Sicily experiencing REAL Italian food, drink, culture. I always talk about how I want Anthony Bourdain's life. This is it. I have to accept. And I did.

So now, it's a waiting game. 35 days and counting to be exact. I'm so excited I can't even enjoy the rest of the summer. It's merely a formality until I take off from Newark. I've never been on a flight by myself, but I'm sure I'll be fine. My main concern is being able to keep my sanity for the eight hours in the air. Not to mention the hour long connecting flight from Rome to Catania, Italy. Jesus, it's 2010. Can't there be direct flights to and from every airport on the planet? No? Shit.

I've also got to make sure I get up and stretch periodically throughout the flight as to avoid any sort of seizure or brain hemorrhage. Why yes, I DO watch too many Medical Mystery shows. Why do you ask?

I made sure I picked a seat towards the back of the plane near the flight attendants. The prevailing wisdom when dealing with turbulence is to watch the behavior of the flight attendants. If their calm, you should be calm. Obviously their experience has seasoned them through hundreds of instances of turbulence and how they act will be the proper indicator as to how serious the situation is. So when you see them making peace with God, it's time for you to do the same.

My goal for this trip is to relax and soak it all in. "It" being "the culture". Lets see, I've been to Canada, Bermuda, Dominican Republic, and Ireland. And only in Ireland was I really able to experience the culture. Canada is basically America but cleaner. For the DR, I was on a resort and the only real Dominicans I saw were the cooks and maids. Everyone else were just douche bag Americans like me. And it was basically the same for Bermuda. It's very much a transient island filled with millionaire and billionaire outsiders looking to for a place to be rich.

I've been told by my friend that the town we're staying in is very "touristy" but it won't matter because I'll be staying with one of the locals. Someone who has lived on the island of Sicily for his entire life.

I'll try my best to write every day while there. I'll take many pictures, but I'd like to remember it via pen and paper. That way I can record my thoughts and feelings immediately after I experience them.

I'm really looking forward to this. But with my luck I'll get sick and be miserable the whole time. Fingers crossed!

11Mar/090

Sandwich of the Day

The other day my dad asked what I wanted from the store. I probably get asked that question a few times a week and usually, I can never think of anything. To be honest, that is a loaded question. "Do I want anything from the store?" Sure, there are hundreds of things I want from the store. Chips, Cereals, Deli-Meats, Sodas, Beers, Yogurts, Breads, Fruits (not really), Vegetables (definitely not), Pretzels, and Cheeses. I want it all. But for a question like that to be properly answered, normally I need at least three hours to mull it over. Usually, I need to dissect, analyze, meditate, among other things. Not this time. When he asked, a sandwich popped into my head. A simple sandwich. Nothing too outrageous. In fact, there isn't even any meat on this sandwich.

"Can you pick up some mozzarella cheese, a jar of peppers, and italian bread?", I asked. He obliged.

We he got home, I calmly opened up the shopping bag, sliced the bread, cut the cheese (Hehe), placed the cheese and peppers on the bread and went to town on it. For those 5-10 minutes, I felt like a real Italian. I could feel my hair getting greasier (It's okay, I have three Italian friends). Regardless of the cultural change I felt, the sandwich was delicious. I highly recommend it. Although, I do not recommend going to an Italian deli to get it though. They make sure everything they serve took a long, hot bath in olive oil before it is given to the customer. Before you know it, your blood has the consistency of tomato sauce. If you make it on your own, you call the shots. Right amount of bread, right amount of peppers, and the right amount of cheese.

Oh and another thing!

I continue to whine and moan about how much I hate Facebook. I even wrote a post saying that I was going to delete it (I have not yet). The reason being is that I am fascinated by certain things on it. More recently, I have seen some of my "friends" record videos of themselves and send them to some of their "friends", and it ends up on MY feed. So I have an opportunity to watch it. Shouldn't this deter people from sending the videos at all? Or at least sending it in a personal message? Because when you send a letter or an e-mail directed at one person, a majority of the time, your intentions are for only that person to see it. But when a video ends up on my feed, I am guessing that you want me to see it as well. Which I take full advantage of. Because I really want to witness what had to be delivered in a video message that could not have been put into a letter, an e-mail, a phone call, an instant message, or God forbid human-to-human contact. And after watching dozens of these videos (I have that kind of time), the consensus is, nothing. Nothing had to be delivered. Because what was said, whispered, or mumbled in those 15-second masterpieces does not even get filed under "Something". I would understand this video phenomena a tad better if the senders either A) had something important to say, or B) sent them in a personal message to the receiver. But when you consciously send something to a specific person that inevitably gets inserted into other people's feeds (I hate Facebook vernacular), my understanding is that you WANT everyone to see it.

"You don't have to watch it!"

Hey, there's a PLAY button. I'm hitting that.

19Feb/091

It’s about time…

Currently, I am in the process of consolidating my "Friend's List" on Facebook. Consolidating is just a fancy word for cutting down significantly. According to Facebook, I have 232 "friends", when in reality, I really consider myself to have four maybe five friends. Anyway, when I first got Facebook, I "friended" every person I ever met. Every classmate from my graduating class regardless of whether I ever spoke with them, some people who were in the grades below me or above me, people I worked with, hot girls that my friends were friends with and even hot girls in my college classes that I was too much of a wimp to actually talk to.

Now, I have begun the process of removing people from this list. This is just Step One of many steps that will inevitably end up with me deleting my account altogether. I really do not need it to be honest. I really have never NEEDED it. I do not do any actual social networking on it. I just use it to see if the people I once knew are doing anything interesting with their lives (Hint: They are not). I am sure I will be deleting it within the next few months.

I've read in more than one place that many employers will not even consider you for a position if they see you have a Facebook account. Which kind of sounds ridiculous, but makes sense at the same time. A company does not want to associate themselves with a potential employee who has pictures of themselves highly intoxicated while grinding with someone who may or may not be a woman (Lucky for me, those photos haven't surfaced). Understandable. That's why I find it fascinating when I peruse through the pictures of some girl I know, I see pictures of them on the toilet after a long night of drinking. Lovely. Are they trying to avoid ever having a steady boyfriend, steady job, steady income, or steady respect from others? And it's not just girls, everyone seems to do it. I've seen pictures of people I know doing keg stands, smoking weed, or vomiting. I do not believe these people read the "Terms of Service" when they checked the "I Agree" box to activate their account. According to those terms, as soon as you put those pictures on Facebook, they belong to Facebook. They are no longer your property. So if you think you'll be safe as soon as you deactivate your account, your wrong. That picture of you face down in a urinal will always be in the hands of someone you don't even know.

It's really unnerving what we can find about each other by a simple Google search. I think it is in our best interests to limit what we put about ourselves out on the internet. Which is why I set up a blog with my name as the URL that expresses my thoughts and feelings about sports and the world. But hey, I'm just taking the bullet for all of us.

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6Jan/090

Bout time…

Status Update:
"shower. fixing my ticket in jewcity. honda. bbl"

Finally, a little bit of racism. The "Jewcity" he is referring to is a town New City in my county. Needless to say, there are many Jewish people who live there, along with the local courts. My guess is that he unfairly received a ticket for a moving violation, now he's off to New City to right this wrong. He also made sure to tell us what kind of car he has. So nice of him. I wouldn't be able to get a proper gauge of his status without it.

This was probably his best status yet. It had a little bit of everything. I look forward to his next one. Hopefully, he can top this one.

5Jan/090

Here’s a good one…

Status Update:
"Fucking ripped my leg apart WTF bleeding everywhere haaha okay peace"

He must of had some night. A SUNDAY night no less. I wonder how he ripped up his leg. Probably a vicious bar fight. I bet he defended the honor of a woman who was being harassed by a guy. He politely asked the gentleman to step outside and settle it in the parking lot. That's the kind of guy he is. I hope he patches up that leg. I'm sure he'll update us.

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2Jan/090

Awkwardly Feminine from the Possibly Canadian

STATUS UPDATE:
"Really tired. Watching movie on couch"

Whew! Wipes brow. He posted an update. That was a scary couple of hours. I had NO IDEA where he was all day. Alright, it's very clear what he's saying in this update. I mean, he must have had a LONG day. Why else would he be tired? He is a very busy guy. I do like the way he is relaxing though. Nothing unwinds me at the end of a long day like curling up on the couch and popping in your favorite flick. The guy knows what's good. I'm glad he updated it too. I really wish he would use more details. A title of the movie would help.  

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Anyway, sports have really dipped lately. Usually, New Year's Day is reserved for about 32 of the 34 bowl games. Today? Only five. And they were all PREETTAY awful. Ugh, I can't stand bowl games anymore. I've watched about 10 of them so far. And in zero of them, have I been interested. Because they mean NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. Ten years ago, no one is going to remember who won the 2008 San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl (Real Bowl). Hell, the game happened last week, and I don't even know. I'm sure the teams playing in the game don't remember. According to the BCS, the only game that matters is on Thursday, January 8th. Because that's when we'll have a national champion. Wait! Hold up! Maybe. Maybe we'll have a national champion. Because if Oklahomas beats Florida, the voters might vote USC at number 1 in the AP poll. Thus, we might have duel national champions. Just like in 2002. What a wonderful way to end a long and arduous season. Without a clear-cut winner. Just like nature intended. What a joke.

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1Jan/090

Happy New Year

Hope everyone had a happy, healthy New Year's.

Anyway, I was hoping my friend would have put up a status update catching us up on last night's activity. But alas, he hasn't. God knows the crazy stuff he did last night. I'm assuming he partook in a few alcoholic beverages, wooed a lady or two, and maybe even threw down in fisticuffs with a group of ruffians. Whatever the case, I'm sure he had a hell of a time. I await his next update.

Hockey! Outside!
In a attempt to increase ratings, the NHL is doing another one of their outdoor hockey games. It worked last year actually. I guess they thought not enough people were watching hockey since it was indoors and the people outside the arenas couldn't see the games. It's sort of working this year too. As I type, my dad is watching the game....Oh, nevermind, he changed the channel. That is an improvement though. Usually he watches zero seconds of hockey a year. It's January 1st and he's watched 6 seconds. Hey NHL, you can build on this!

I'll be back with more...

31Dec/083

Status Update

Okay, he just posted a status on AIM. It goes as follows:

"Away: Sleep...my face vs a bottle.. happy new year"

Now, what is he trying to say here? Is he implying that he was in a fight last night? A bar fight perhaps? Whatever the case, I'm sure he really messed up the other guy. He is SO tough. What an interesting life he leads! I'm glad he told everyone what he was up to. I was getting worried.

It's only a matter of time before he finds out what I'm doing. He's never talked to me about my blog, so maybe he doesn't read it. Let's see how long this can last.

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30Dec/080

Rant: Statuses (Stati?)

Of the many good things that the technological age has given us, there is one thing that essentially cancels them all out. And that my friends, are statuses. The ability to tell the entire world what you are doing at this EXACT moment.

I spend a fair amount of time on the computer. Browsing the internet, talking to friends online, reading blogs, writing blogs, and yes, spending time on Facebook. Facebook has many great utilities. You can catch up with old friends, network with potential employers, and even post your resume. But the status update utility serves no real purpose. It's really just a way to draw attention to yourself. Because essentially, no one needs to know that information. And if it truly was important, you would tell those closest to you and not to your 1,200 "friends" online. Regardless, if someone is going to tell the world some aspect of their lives, shouldn't it at least be interesting? I understand that some Facebook statuses are cute and harmless. Those people tend to rarely post statuses. But others are so ridiculously inconsequential, you begin to question their motives. Why are they really posting this online for everyone to see? Are they hoping someone will take notice? I doubt there are people out there who are hanging on this person's every status.

Since I started using Facebook after graduating high school, I largely use the status utility to post the site for this very blog. Note: I understand this post is dripping with irony considering I have a blog which expresses my thoughts and feelings about a variety of issues in my daily life. Anyway, other than that use, I ignored other people's statuses. They didn't bother me. Until I started paying attention to one of my friends' updates. These updates are not on Facebook actually, they're on instant messenger. Which is doubly annoying, seeing that I am on IM most of the day. But as I started to read them everyday, I became so annoyed with them. I know the guy well, and he makes it seems that A) his life is a lot more interesting than it actually is and B) that people really do care about what he is doing. That might be mean on my part, but this guy is WAY to cocky for his own good. I doubt he reads this blog, but I still won't disclose his name. Currently, he does not have an update up (SHOCKING!). But when he does, I'll be sure to post it, dissect it, make fun of it, etc.

These status updates need to be stopped. I don't want to know what you're doing.