Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

Survivor: Live Blog

With the way this season has gone, how can I not live blog Survivor? It's just too tempting.

Russell has dominated since Day 1 and this episode promises his boldest move yet. Let's see what happens!

8:03-In last week's episode, the tribe voted off John (the brain surgeon), which blindsided Shambo who believed they were voting off Dave (the tall, hairy dude). Very compelling stuff.

8:05-Brett just said three sentences. That's more he's said this entire season.

8:06-Uh oh! Mick told Jaison that Russell is a millionaire. Even though none of them need the money, now they know one of them doesn't need the money.

8:08-No reward! Straight up immunity! Survivor Bowling!

8:09-How'd I guess Shambo would be good at bowling? Wait until they get to Survivor Softball.

8:10-Brett leaving no impact. Stays true to form.

8:11-Russell out. Good thing he has 9 hidden immunity idols.

8:13-Jaison wins immunity. So Dave should be worried, according to Shambo. Is Shambo secretly controlling this game? No, absolutely not. Sorry I brought it up.

8:18-They're treating Shambo like a mental patient. "We're just trying to keep Shambo calm."

8:21-Is Russell getting fatter? With the rest of them wasting away, don't they notice Russell's mouth is covered in barbecue sauce?

Timeout: Thank God for TiVo

8:29-I'm completely clueless right now. I'm going to go out on a limb and say Shambo. Could be anyone at this point. Even Probst.

8:30-Russell just lost another vote if he makes it to the final two. Looks like Dave will have the opportunity for a shower. I don't think he'll take it though.

8:33-Russell thinks Brett is a threat. I'm surprised that they don't think he's a crew member.

8:35-"Even Shambo is getting a girlish figure"-my mother.

8:36-This challenge is clearly not fair for the 80 pound girls.

8:37-Brett wins individual immunity! Everyone, I'd like to introduce to you, Brett!

Another Timeout

8:47-Looks like sexy Monica is gone. There goes the eyecandy.

8:50-Uh oh! Things are getting interesting. Too much to type. Watch it yourself. It's not like I'm doing a live blog or anything.

8:53-Dave looks like Krusty the Klown.

8:54-Russell puts the immunity idol around his neck. My guess is that he doesn't use it. I think the power has gone to his head.

8:57-You have to vote Russell right? There is no way he uses it. Right?!! Answer me!!

8:59-Monica took her own life for the sake of the rest of the tribe. Russell's on his way down.

9:00-Pretty fair episode. Now I have to wait for Jersey Shore. Ugh!