Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

Headlines…

Brady Quinn to start Thursday for Browns
Oh yes, it's time. The Brady Quinn Era has begun. And it couldn't have come at a better time too. Derek Anderson has been painfully inconsistant, ironically after receiving a long extension (odd). Either the Browns have given up all hope on the season, or they hope Quinn can put the team on his back (I'm sure he wouldn't mind that) and lead them on a second half surge. This also makes this Thursday's game on the NFL Network somewhat watchable. I guess that makes the major networks that scheduled them to 13 nationally televised games happy.

Brewers make opening bid for CC Sabathia
Aww, that's cute of them. I guess it was only the right thing to do, considering the man single handedly (and Ryan Braun) put them into the playoffs. But there is no way he will even entertain the offer. He does want to stay in the NL. He would also like to be with a team on the West Coast. But from the rumblings and grumblings, the Yankees have a deal bubbling under the surface that will blow away any offer a team puts on the table. Whatever team inevitably signs him has a clear wild card on their hands. Will he be the durable innings-eater of the past few years? Or will his weight come into play as soon as he dots the 'i' in Sabathia? There are too many fat jokes going through my head right now. I'll have to get back to you.

Iverson traded to the Pistons for Chauncey Billups
If this trade doesn't work out for the Pistons, Iverson really needs to consider changing that nickname of his. This trade seems to favor the Nuggets alot more than it does the Pistons. Billups will create shots for Anthony and J.R. Smith. And A.I. will take shots away from Wallace and Hamilton. If I'm taking one guard to represent me in a 1-on-1 contest, I'll take Iverson. But if I'm starting a real team who has the goal of winning games, I'll take Billups.

Remember to vote tomorrow. Hell, pencil in your own name if you want to. This is your country and tomorrow is your chance to have a say. Vote Obama. Vote McCain. Me, I'm voting Tebow. Aren't we all in a way?