Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

Halloween

I'm not the biggest fan of Halloween, but I do enjoy the concept. Halloween could be much more enjoyable if people were more creative with how they dress up. I'm sick and tired of seeing people dress up like a dracula, a ghost, a cheerleader, a dead president, a pirate, a cat, or spiderman. Those costumes weren't creative or interesting when people first started celebrating Halloween, why should they be now? I have a few ideas for costumes that are sure to be hits at your annual party:

Bill Belichick:
-Wear a New England Patriot hoodie.
-Constantly have a hangdog expression on your face.
-When asked questions, say things like "I just take it one game at a time", "That's in the past", "We're just focused on the next game".
-Carry a video camera.

Scott Boras
-Wear a suit. Buy horns, a tail, and carry a pitchfork.
-Wear a bluetooth in both ears, while having 15 beepers attached to your belt.
-Even in casual conversation, constantly try to negoiate a deal.
-(To go all out, have someone dress up like Manny Ramirez and when he is asked a question, have him discuss it with you before responding)

"I'll renounce Satan when I get my 15%"