Sean B. Fitzgerald It doesn’t go something like this, it goes exactly like this.

Happy New Year

Hope everyone had a happy, healthy New Year's.

Anyway, I was hoping my friend would have put up a status update catching us up on last night's activity. But alas, he hasn't. God knows the crazy stuff he did last night. I'm assuming he partook in a few alcoholic beverages, wooed a lady or two, and maybe even threw down in fisticuffs with a group of ruffians. Whatever the case, I'm sure he had a hell of a time. I await his next update.

Hockey! Outside!
In a attempt to increase ratings, the NHL is doing another one of their outdoor hockey games. It worked last year actually. I guess they thought not enough people were watching hockey since it was indoors and the people outside the arenas couldn't see the games. It's sort of working this year too. As I type, my dad is watching the game....Oh, nevermind, he changed the channel. That is an improvement though. Usually he watches zero seconds of hockey a year. It's January 1st and he's watched 6 seconds. Hey NHL, you can build on this!

I'll be back with more...